#confusedandghostly

Writer: @dannyphandump

Tali laughed as the next phighter crabwalked into the arena.  Their opponent, in an uncanny similarity to Dallas, wielded a loaf of bread like a sword.  

Tali thought this about every phight, but this was definitely going to be a good one.

“Alright, phools!  Next up is @lumanae vs. @confusedandghostly!  PHIGHT!”

Luma immediately whipped two pool noodles out of thin air.  Lyla (confusedandghostly) didn’t wait to see what their plan was; they started chucking hard candy from across the arena.

“Sweet, looks like the janitors will have something to eat after the phight.”  Tali grinned.

“Was that meant to be a pun?”  Danny asked.

“Nope.  I can only make puns on accident.  Which is sad, because I love puns.”

Danny grinned back and offered a fistbump, while Sam and Tucker rolled their eyes.  Well, it wasn’t Tali’s fault they couldn’t appreciate a comedy form that made everyone around them want to die.  Puns were popular among ghosts for precisely that reason.

But the phight was more important than puns right now.  Luma had dodged the spray of candy, and managed to twist the pool noodles together to create a silly hat.

“That’s sexy as hell,” Tali said, as she had previously been bribed to.

But Lyla hadn’t been bribed.  They swooned and fainted onto the stadium floor all on their own.

“Confusedandghostly is unable to battle!  Lumanae wins!”