#conepost

women need to be more horizontal

I have minor beef with micro fetishists with a preference for the <1 inch range purely because I'm more of an Action Figure Sized Tiny enjoyer and I prefer my sexual fantasies to not involve fighting a fruit fly for survival or getting stuck in between cells or whatever it is that gets people going there. I feel like there's just so much that can be compelling with regards to power dynamics and hypothetical living situations when someone is small enough to be easily moved around/handled but big enough to be easily examined and interacted with. Pocket sized but big enough to not become invisible if you dropped them on a carpet.

me: maybe things will be ok :) the 200 ton A3 2747 Coronach Steam Locomotive that's about to derail into my apartment complex at 43 MPH because someone left a BIG banana peel on the tracks: CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA

how is there is more lgbt representation in bikini bottom than the white house

i had a weird little dream during a 15 minute nap that i watched a youtube video called The 2025 Popular Homestuck Blogger Spectrum where someone that looked like a blend of a 30 year old andrew hussie and michael scott from the office put up a big white board with arrows pointing in either direction and started slapping urls and pfps on it with little monologues that i don't remember. all i really noticed was that a blog called "halware" was on the far end of one side and on the exact opposite was me. it had 13 views and i scrolled down in the middle of watching to a comment by, and i shit you not, "shadowthehedgehog" with a closeup pfp of shadow from SA2 and i woke up as i read the words "i'm still the coolest"

You have to stretch your micro boytoy out to their limit. It's enriching for them to be bouncing and moaning on something as big as they are.

Giving your micro boytoy a crumb of edible and he gets so scared-high that he begins frantically searching the sky for hawks even though you are inside. Only cure is to let him ride it out in your shirt or pocket or some other warm, dark place. It's the only cure.