Things my friends have said as criminal minds characters...
I'm bringing these back bc I miss doing them!! I'll do other fandoms again eventually
Emily: me watching firefighters is like a man watching a strip show
Spencer: I don't drink water because I'm not a fucking fish
JJ: he looks like he died
Penelope: Your boobs look very nice today
Hotch: Why are you cross breeding cheese?
Rossi: You come into my house and insult me and you want to steal my balls?
Derek: Barbie but a little to the left
Luke: Bitch you only stole gum. Steal a fucking car.
Tara: Something to describe you? Comphet.
Gideon: Stop talking, stop squirting, shut up.
Emily: Break up so bad I started dating the way the bible told me to
Spencer: I don't have many strong feelings about the number 7 unless I'm gambling
JJ: The theme is ballroom, have some class
Penelope: The lights are turned off, but they're clearly not.
Hotch: The thing stuck in your braces is called teeth
Rossi: This tastes like a sad bread stick
Derek: Every time I stab them they squirt
Luke: I feel like I'm in a safe space. Hotch has a fat ass doesn't he?
Tara: You have a lot of issues, and that's coming from me.
Gideon: I hope that's not what you sound like in bed.
