Apr 27, 2023
I remember when I was thirsting over Compress way back when most people where like "him? okay, you do you be happy" and now most people are thirsting along with me it's fantastic. Loving this horny energy. Let's make a collective effort to grind that old mans hips into dust.
Us OG compressoes really liked him before we saw his face. It was the theatre kid energy and the tired adult exasperation he threw off. That he's a lying extra dramatic millennial who wants to steal from the rich while appreciating fine sushi and essentially coming off as a complete hedonist (and hypocritical in other respects) just makes him extra delightful.
I hope we get more of him outside of jail.
