Well, at least someone's having fun while I nearly jumped out of my skin?

Like. He thought Fish was gonna kill him and she wasn't. Then he thought it'd be OK to be in love with Ed. And. Welp. So when Ivy nurses him back to health he's like "Yeeeeah riiight, notfallingforthatagain," so he loses her as a friend, so when Sofia's obviously lying he's like "Yeah but I gotta be double dog sure she's DEFINITELY lying," so then he's certain Ed's gonna betray him again (which. Ed kinda did give him up but not in a way they'd get so sssh) so then he thinks Ed's NOT gonna betray him again and Ed continues to be the worst, so then he's like 'fuck it, I'M ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE' then finds that way wins no loyalty so then hes like 'This is Mr Penn, my bestest ever friend. Who hates meee <3', so then hes like 'ok. I'm gonna go join a battle that'll almost certainly get me killed, bye Ed, I know youre not coming." Like. Just do one of those reactions twice, then you can get the pattern to line up with what's actually happening.

completely terrified of people finding out it was me