One horse-sized duck or thousand duck-sized horses?

Didnt hit a single target but when I came to the finish line everyone was very emotional nonetheless! Especially that one spectator with the arrow sticking out of his belly.

Well... let's see how that will turn out.

But my Child is the most important little creature in my life. Of feckin course I use all money I have to save it...

Turns out my Child is even more special than I thought! But. WTF

Once I am finished with showering, the Child in its wisdom will wait until most but not all water has disappeared from the tub. It will then jump in and soak the fur on its beautiful belly with water. Afterwards it is my job to pick it up, kiss its pretty little forehead, and place it on the floor in my livingroom, where it will then turn into a black, fluffy puddle.

Yup. Best thing to watch in a heatwave.

Replaying Skyrim again because I need something to cheer me up from... all the things. For the first time I somehow created a villain. Originally called Fenrik, I had to make a name change. Now he's Diinalunnir (Frost-Ever-Hunting, if I made the correct translation?), because that describes what is happening a lot better. That dude is totally in for world domination. Not only is he commander of 4 dragons and can shout people off of mountains, he's also like the very worst vampire lord with very little fear of fire or sun. No daedric deals involved (fuck them!) , just very good enchantments. And in his freetime he apparently loves to fly 15 minute-dogfights against Ancient kin (who then end up face down in a waterfall after falling from the sky like a shot down falcon). His favorite dragon is Valminoor (again with the Drogon look because favorite dragon of mine), who breaths ice and has a tendency to fuck off to who-knows-where inbetween battles. Which... adds to his charme I guess. Then there are Philmorex and Odahviing who provide the firepower. And obviously Durnehviir. I'd be surprised if more won't follow the call eventually. If the Empire has any braincell left they better get down on inventing means to shoot down oversized lizards, and prepare for an attack of the undead and undying. But... for now there is still Miraak to defeat. And words to learn (for some reason fire-related words are not in his repertoire).