#competitivewinetasting

Jasmin: it's okay I farted loads already

Me: I farted

HELLO YES I HAVE AWOKEN

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I love Jasmin more than I can express in words. She's got some same opinions as me, some varying opinions but I love when we engage in a debate and discuss things rationally, despite us both being fairly hot-headed.

friend, I did not forget about Colin Firth, I forgot about Colon Frith

When I was watching Love Actually with my friends, my friend Jasmin tweeted about Colin Firth but she accidentally typed Colon Frith and HILARITY ENSUED

i was tagged by bethany and i'm drunk and sleepy and this seemed like a good idea sooooOoo

Rules:
 Always post the rules
 Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones. 
Tag 11 people and link them then let them know they are tagged.

These are the new questions:

1. Who was your first ever otp? man i don't even know like maybe james/lily and then maybe monica/chandler but then i don't really know probably jily always jily man i love jiiiiillllyy but also i hate it because tears, tears, everrywhere

2. Do you have a favourite band or singer? i'm going to go with mumford & sons because yo i like the banjo 

3. What was the last film you saw in a cinema? Did you like it? i think the last time was 12 years a salve slave and oh man, i really did. 12 years is hard because obviously it's really hard to watch and uncomfortable but damn the performances were a+, i was completely gripped by the storyline and i cried a frickin buttload over that movie. fuckyena

4. Which famous person would you most like to be sat next to on a long flight and why? ABSOLUTELY HANDS DOWN AMY POEHLER. because i have a lot of celebrities that i like but she's easily the one i most admire and am fascinated by. she's so funny, and quirky. she's peppery and wow i just want to meet her so much and we have a lot of similar opinions on things so basically a lot to talk to, but i bet she'd be rad and we could drink things. i want more wine now. 

5. How do you imagine your life will be in ten years time? hopefully i'll be a kick-ass something or other like a publishing dudette or a journalist and bamf bamf writing shit. or maybe even still studying english whOOo knows. i hope i'd be like really happy, and with friends and stuff. not living at home??? 27 is fuckign har d to imagine fuck

6. Do you speak any languages other than English? Would you like to learn another one?  i know nothing of the languages but learning irish or icelandic would be swell 

7. Is there anyone you’d volunteer for if they were picked as a tribute for the hunger games? uhm idk i hope i'd volunteer for all of my friends and idk, maybe for my brother/?? tbh i think i'd volunteer for all my gals who d54

8. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be? home - edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros becaus e that shit is my JAM i'm rocking i'm rad hit it, hit it

9. Is there anything specific that makes you ship something? fuck man. fukc. so like my always otps are like the really bickery couples who tease and fight and have that shit but fjckign, fucking hell, would take a bullet for each other. like fuck, they fight and it's shitty but it's EPIC, fuck it's epic, above all. like they'd walk through fire and slay dragons and do anything just to be with them, just to hjelp kthat eprsona. and like REALLY CLASHING PERSONALITIES i dig because the not-meshing but meshing thing? yeah. if it's easy i'm bored. really sweet stuff too tjhhp. like. they just love each other, and sometjmes they really show it, but like SUBTLE THING. roses and forehead kisses, OH MAN AND HEART EYES. like fuck i don't even care. couples who just /look/ at each other and GET IT. they FUCKING GET IT. the cUNTS. they just read that person better than they can read themself and have little moments of understanding that [rips out eyes] 

I DON'T KNOW who i'm thinking about the most MOSTLY STEREK but also all of my otps are like really bitchy and cynical, with a side dollop of lyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve rn bye

10. Would you rather live alone or with friends/ family? bethany this is a dumb fucking question

i want to live with my friends' mums. fuck they're rad. 

11. Are you going to have as much trouble coming up with questions as I did? i dooooooon't know I LOVE IT

my questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you could be any animal, what would you be?

what is your dream profession (including any fictional ones your dear heart can imagine)

favourite female character, and why?

what are your opinions re: the men's rights movement, communism & dragons?

just. what are your favourite platonic friendships? please brotp me

if you could charge into battle whilst listening to any song, which song would you pick?

if you had the power to make a sequel for a movie/another series of a tv show, which movie/show would you pick?

which talent do you most wish you had? (if you have all the talents, fuck you)

what was the last movie you saw, and how did it make you feel?

if you could go back in time and tell your younger self one thing, what would you tell them?

what was your favourite book/book series as a kid?

i'm sorry about this post

classics and english!