#commline

@voraciouslyindulgent replied to your post: “Do any of your views for the future of your planet differ from your...”:

::I am curious to hear more of this if I may, Your Highness.::

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Mission Reports For Dummies]

[ACTIVE: Baby Jail Escapee, Outfoxed, The Other CT, Feral Bastard Boy]

Baby Jail Escapee: and that is how my General, in all his infinite wisdom and skills, lost his lightsaber, almost got eaten by a giant bird, and is now revered as some sort of god by a pre-space travel civilization in Wild Space.

Outfoxed: what the fuck

[ The Yellow One is Active] 

[ BlueBoy is Active]

Feral Bastard Boy: Welcome back you two

Feral Bastard Boy: how was your most recent crash landing?

The Yellow One: A KRIFFING NIGHTMARE

The Yellow One: I ALMOST GOT CRUSHED BY A GIANT FALLING NUT

BlueBoy: Well, my general almost died

BlueBoy: I almost got eaten by a cat-bird-thing

The Yellow One: MY MEN GOT EATEN BY THOSE FUCKING THINGS

BlueBoy: Thousands died

BlueBoy: The Seps had a weapon that would destroy all organic life

BlueBoy: So just another Zhellday

The Yellow One: FOR YOU AND YOUR DISASTER GENERAL MAYBE

The Other CT: well,

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: LET CHAOS REIGN]

[ACTIVE: right bac atcha, fil ‘er up boys, Hammertime, The Blond CT, The Other CT, Never Skip Leg Day, space horse, Chaos, Waffle, butterbly]

space horse: What’s this I hear about @Never Skip Leg Day kicking another clanker in the face?

Never Skip Leg Day: Rex is a filthy snitch

space horse: don’t make me get Alpha, Kot’ika

Never Skip Leg Day: Also, I’m older than you

Never Skip Leg Day: Your weak threats don’t faze me

[ space horse has added A-17 to COMMLINE: LET CHAOS REIGN ]

[ The Other CT changed A-17 ’s handle to Let The Dadding Begin ]

The Other CT: hope you have bangcorn lads

The Other CT: this is going to be a show

Let The Dadding Begin: What the Fuck is this mess?

butterbly: Kote broke their leg again!

The Blond CT: Cody roundhouse kicked another assassin droid

fil ‘er up: I mean, the footage was pretty radical

right bac atcha: you mean until their medic hypo’d their sorry ass and their general carried them off the field like a fainting maiden

Hammertime: idk I thought it looked romantic

Let The Dadding Begin: Kote.

Never Skip Leg Day: You’re all dead to me

Waffle: haha little baby not so brave now

Chaos: dar

[Let The Dadding Begin has removed Never Skip Leg Day from COMMLINE: LET CHAOS REIGN ]

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: I'm Blue badabeebadabaa]

[ACTIVE: in denial, baby, little baby ridge, Baby]

little baby ridge: im so tired when are reinforcements going to arrive

baby: primes balls I actually miss rishi

baby: when do we get to rest??

Baby: You're already an insomniac

Baby: Why are you complaining

baby: shut your up

baby: for once in my life I actually want to sleep ToT

little baby ridge: oh that's a mood

baby: i didn't ask you one armed wonder

little baby ridge: w,,,what????

little baby ridge: ????????

little baby ridge: I

little baby ridge: i have two arms????

Baby: sigh

[ Baby changed baby 's handle to bitchy baby ]

Baby: don't mind Fives Ridge, he just gets bitchy when he's tired

Baby: he also gets weird, i think there was dust in his tank or smth

bitchy baby: fkcu u you half-rate cyborg

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The Bois in Blue]

[ACTIVE: Captain-Commander, boneknitter, Cog, casey, doct-oric]

Cog: the new babies are cute

Cog: Insane

Cog: but cute

casey: lol dare u 2 call em that 2 their faces

boneknitter: I’m not putting you back together if Fives shivs you in your sleep

doct-oric: Fives isn’t the one he should be worried about

doct-oric: Echo’s the one who’s more likely to commit murder

doct-oric: Fives would commit manslaughter, but Echo is definitely down for murder

casey: sounds fake

Cog: Are,,, are we talking about the same Echo??

Cog: the one who cried about all our reg violations yesterday????

doct-oric: the very same

doct-oric: your stupidity is driving him to murder

[ KAN dO attitude is Active]

KAN dO attitude: Okay

KAN dO attitude: I’m curious

KAN dO attitude: What’s the difference?

Captain-Commander: Fives is the little shit with the tattoo, Echo’s my favourite

[ 5 is Active]

5: c,,, captain??? D: D: D: D:

[ ohce is Active]

{Communications line opened…}

[ O’Niner opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: O’Niner, Nub, 327, CT-782, CT-21-0408, CT-27-5555, CT-00-2010, CT-4040]

O’Niner: Welcome to Rishi rookies

O’Niner: Base regs are in your bunks, make sure you study up on them before we start PT at 0600

O’Niner: These are Nub and 327, your senior troopers on base. If I’m ever not available for something, go to them

Nub: Make yourselves comfortable kids, because it’s incredibly dull here

327: You’ve landed yourselves the most boring assignment in the books

[CT-782 changed their handle to Hevy]

[Hevy changed CT-27-5555’s handle to Fives]

[CT-4040 changed their handle to Cutup]

[Hevy changed CT-21-0408’s handle to Echo]

[CT-00-2010 changed their handle to Droidbait]

Droidbait: Thank you sir!

Nub: You don’t have to use ranks here, kid, no one reads these bloody things

Nub: 327 once spent an entire rotation spamming us with captures of moon rocks and named them, and he hasn’t been reported for it yet, we’re not important enough for our internal commline to be monitored

Nub: It was pretty stupid really

327: you take that back

327: stop hurting Dwayne’s feelings

Fives: y

Fives: you named a rock dwayne?

327: Yeah

Echo: I’m honestly a little afraid to ask

Echo: But why Dwayne?

327: why not?

Cutup: that’s valid

327: also, saying “Dwayne the Rock” is a lot of fun

{Communications line opened…}

[CC-2224 opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: 212th Attack Battalion Command]

[ACTIVE: CC-2224, CC-2237, CC-5576-39, ARC-7567, ARC-77, ARC-82, ARC-79, ARC-5215, ARC-3189, ARC-6122,  CT-1421, CT-2232, CT-7324, CT-4512, CT-8112]

CC-2224: As you are all aware, I’m Commander Cody, your new boss, this commline isn’t for official business, and I’ve ensured that no one but us will see these logs. This is purely for morale, and as you’ll see there are multiple sub-lines for various companies, feel free to join whichever ones you like.

CC-2224: Ranks have no meaning here, this is simply for vode

[ CC-2224 changed their handle to Cody ]

Cody: My name is Cody, he/him or they/them, and I’m here if any of you need anything

[ CC-2237 changed their handle to Davijaan ]

[ CC-5576-39 changed their handle to Commando Gregor ]

[ ARC-7567 changed their handle to Lt Rex ]

[ ARC-77 changed their handle to Captain Fordo ]

[ ARC-79 changed their name to Lt Rocket ]

[ ARC-82 changed their name to Stecster ]

Lt Rocket: Really?

Stecster: Well I don’t see anyone else doing it, someone has to have a sense of humour

[ Commando Gregor changed their handle to Capmando ]

Stecster: Nice

[ ARC-5215 changed their handle to Heavy Gunner Guy ]

[ ARC-3189 changed their handle to Unidentified ARC Trooper ]

[ ARC-6122 changed their handle to Unidentified ARC Pilot ]

[ CT-1421 changed their handle to Got Wax? ]

[ CT-2232 changed their handle to Barley Boy ]

[ CT-7324 changed their handle to CRYStal Clear Sir ]

[ CT-4512 changed their handle to Eyeballin ]

[ CT-8112 changed their handle to Pacemaker ]

{Communications line opened…}

[Alpha-17 opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: Advanced Recon Commando Trainee Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Alpha-17, CC-2224, CC-2019, CC-2103, CC-2741, CT-7567, CT-6774]

Alpha-17: As I said earlier, welcome to ARC training troopers, make yourselves comfortable now because you’ll never feel so again. You six are a squad now and you answer to me. Rules are simple; we fight together. We're Vode - shoulder-to-shoulder on those front lines, united as one.

Alpha-17: This commline is just for Squad 17, it’s scrambled and classified; for the sake of confidentiality no one but us will see these logs.

Alpha-17: Welcome to hell Shinies

[ Alpha-17 is Inactive]

[ CC-2224 changed their handle to Kote ]

Kote: CC-2224, CC-Batch A-5.B, Cody, he/him or they/them, nice to meet you vode

[ CC-2019 changed their handle to Bolt ]

Bolt: CC-2019, CC-Batch C-1.A, Colt, he/him

[ CC-2103 changed their handle to ZipZap ]

ZipZap: CC-2103, also of C-1.A, Blitz, she/her

[ CC-2741 changed their handle to CHAOS ]

CHAOS: CC-2741, C-1.B, Havoc, he/him

[ CT-6774 changed their handle to Keel ]

Keel: CT-6774, CT-Batch 29.67.12, Keeli, he/him

[ CT-7567 changed their handle to Rex ]

Rex: CT-7567, 29.67.12, Rex, he/him

Keel: Nice to meet you too, sir!

Kote: You heard Alpha; we’re vode here - a squad, there’s no ranks, just ARC-hopefuls

Kote: I may be senior trainee and squad leader, but off the field I don’t want that to get between us