This hour's sponsor is water.
You've forgotten again, haven't you?
We're not mad.
We're not even disappointed.
We're just ambivalent.
After all, we're just a pre-written segment designed to push some normally-useless brand you might not even be interested in.
Tonight, we're peddling water.
And water is the exception.
Try some. You will like it.
Probably.
Water.
When you need to hydrate, pick water.
Some exceptions apply. Water is not responsible for ongoing heartburn, stomach concerns, over-evaluation of your taxes, bloodstone ritual failures, drowning, dry drowning, drowning while attempting to save someone else from drowning, overdose (yes, it's a thing, look it up), or lead poisoning.