#commandor lard nar

Tw/ death, a little gore, and mentions of drugging and needles

A live recording is broadcasted to every device compatible.

Everyone on the Resisty gets the option to view it, but they can miss it if the mun decides.

The people that have the option to watch it live include @agnt-of-chaos @agent-redblu @dubl-trubl @the-cooler-gaz @resisty-tak @resisty-zim @spy-tyr @dont-talk-to-us @t-am-i @resisty-agent-fox @vortain-engineer and Terracotta on @commandor-lard-nar , as well as any Resisty members/rescues that do not have a blog, such as Cloud, or other people with access to irken feed, potentially @zee-of-the-irkens and @youareanidiot-org

Anyone else on Tumblr will only see it after it's been recorded, Red will make a post with the recording later and characters can reply to it.

The footage opens up with Tallest Red, sneering at the camera. "Greetings, universe! I'm sure all of you will be thrilled to know I have the upper hand here and all your petty little squabbles with my soldiers have barely done a thing. Your efforts have been useless and I still remain in command. The empire never dies. And if you don't believe me, I think I have something that would change your mind."

The camera turns to show Lard Nar. He seems out of it, like he's been drugged, and he has a metal piece like a muzzle keeping him from being able to speak. He's well restrained to a board keeping him upright with cuffs and he has two irken robotic guards on either side of him, just in case. He is also wearing a metal collar that he doesn't normally have.

Red continues to rant, giving the image a chance to sink in. "In my grasp yet again, I have your precious Commandor Lard Nar. This idiotic low life worked with you pathetic creatures in an attempt to bring me and the entire empire down. But one member of your joke resistance caused a fatal mistake, getting themselves killed and dooming Lard Nar in the process!"

Red comes onto the screen again to remove the metal muzzle from the dazed Lard Nar. Lard Nar coughs and inhales deeply to talk.

"You really think I'm going to be here for long? You've made that mistake before..." Lard Nar chuckles. "The Resisty won't surrender to rescue me, they don't need to. This entire recording is pointless..."

Red laughs. "Oh don't worry, this isn't a ransom call." He extends a single PAK leg and aims it directly at Lard Nar. "It's a public execution."

Lard Nar narrows his eyes, though his gaze seems unsteady. "You're going to kill me then? Good luck with that waste..."

"Even the toughest of warriors can be broken somehow. You've already proved that you won't give up the Resisty to save yourself. So I have no choice but to force you to give up yourself to save the Resisty," Red chuckles, inching the PAK leg slightly closer.

Lard Nar watches him. "You don't make any sense."

"I'm not trying to break you. I'm trying to break them. What will they be without their precious leader? They'll fall apart, into chaos..." Red hums slightly, circling Lard Nar.

Lard Nar huffs. "They're better than that. We've had an upper hand for quite some time now... You don't really think one death would change that?"

Red stops in front of Lard Nar again, seemingly pondering. "Perhaps you're right..." He retracts his PAK leg.

Lard Nar sighs before pulling slightly on his arms to test the strength of his restraints.

Visible to the camera, but not to Lard Nar, Red slowly pulls out a Vortian lazer blade, one of Lard Nar's.

"Though, then again..."

Lard Nar glances at Red, cautious. But before he can react or even attempt to respond, Red reveals the blade by plunging it into Lard Nar's chest.

Lard Nar's harsh gasp of shock and pain is quickly followed by a sizzling from the heat of the blade burning the flesh. Red pushes the blade slowly deeper, causing Lard Nar to choke on bright blue blood.

"The best way to find out is to try it, right?" Red chuckles slightly and twists the blade to cause more damage.

Both the drugging and the wound make it very hard for Lard Nar to even get an attempt at screaming out, much less respond. He continues to choke and cough on blood as the heat from the lazer causes some light smoking. He does try to say something, but all he manages to get out is a weak groan.

Red slowly pulls out the blade while twisting it. "Let this serve as a lesson, to the entire galaxy! This is what happens to you when you defy me, when you defy the Irken Empire!"

Blood runs down Lard Nar's chest in a quick gush as soon as the blade is free. The heat from the weapon sealed quite a bit of the wound instantly, so he's bleeding less than you'd expect. The real problem is the fact a vital organ was absolutely destroyed by the blow and he's beginning to suffocate from it. He fights to breathe, spitting out blood to free up as much of his remaining equivalent to a lung as possible.

Red glances at Lard Nar, seemingly disgusted by the attempts to gasp for air despite the wound.

"Still alive, are we?" Red sets aside the Vortian blade to grab Lard Nar's jaw and force him to look up.

Lard Nar manages to growl weakly and spit blood in Red's face.

Red seems offended, huffing. "Stubborn as always..." He grabs a nearby syringe, filled with a nasty bubbling green liquid. "Ever hear of Stacartus venom?"

For those in this universe, perhaps it's something they've heard of. It's a venom from a giant alien spider that's known to kill the victim in 5 minutes if an antidote isn't admistersted immediately. It's also known to be bright green, constantly boiling, and is so potent, it will often stain the victim as it kills.

Lard Nar certainly recognizes it. He's paler, but that's not just the reaction to hearing the name of the venom, but also from rapidly losing blood.

Red chuckles. "I'd like to see you survive this." He plunges the needle into Lard Nar's neck and injects. Lard Nar tries to dodge, but he's too well injured to succeed. Almost instantly, green marks spread along his skin as the venom rapidly spreads in the blood stream.

Red chuckles and pulls the needle away, seemingly enjoying the view. "And everyone knows that if you don't get the antidote almost immediately, you die. None of you can save him."

Lard Nar gives Red a hate filled look as the venom markings spread along his face and chest, even into the wound. His breathing is becoming slower, his eyes more and more unfocused.

Red snickers. "<<Release him.>>"

Stiffly and in unison, the irken robots release the cuffs keeping Lard Nar attached to the board. With nothing holding him up anymore, the goat stumbles forward, clearly off balance.

Red watches with a wicked grin. "Still trying?"

Lard Nar puts a hand to the wound in an attempt to keep it sealed and protected, though it doesn't matter. He vomits up a brightly colored, almost glowing mass of blue and green chunks, before he stumbles again, falling onto a knee.

Red moves out of frame to change the camera angle, making sure Lard Nar collapsing doesn't hide him from the viewers. "Here you all go, your proud and wonderful leader..."

Lard Nar tries one last time to breathe in, only to cough out more blood and some fleshy looking chunks. He flinches slightly and puts his other hand on his neck, over the collar.

"Dead."

Relief is audible in Red's voice as Lard Nar fully collapses and more green and blue flows freely from his mouth and wound for a moment. Red begins to laugh, softly at first, before sounding like a full blown psychopath with crazed laughter as he steps back into frame to grab what seems to be Lard Nar's corpse.

"Is this how the war ends? I win! I win, you bastards! And don't come at me with any claims of a fake death." Red reaches toward Lard Nar's face and buries his claws into Lard Nar's right eye. The goat has no reaction, he's limp, with no visible breathing. The only sign of movement from him is the green venom being drained out of his mouth and wound, slowly erasing the green marks.

"He's dead alright!" Red cackles, taking his hand back, now dripping with Vortian blood. "And if you want anymore proof, I'll have his corpse chopped up and shipped to random locations in pieces! Maybe by the time you find them all, you'll be ready to surrender!"

The unhinged laughing of a murderer continues, Red seemingly having a breakdown on a disturbing level. The entire time, he leaves the camera lingering on the apparent corpse.

But unknown to the viewers, this is a trick. Lard Nar got the antidote before their very eyes, hidden in the collar which is normally meant to deliver sedatives on command. But right now, it's loaded with a powerful paralysis agent and the antidote to the venom, to keep him alive but completely immobile, to appear dead. Lard Nar had too much information that Red wasn't willing to lose by actually killing him.

This Week: New planet strikes again

Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , and @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, went to a planet under the Empire's control to find parts for the ship they were building to be their new home.

Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , and Agent P, @resisty-tak , were still shopping with Purple/Tyr.

While on the planet, Dib and Zim got separated and Zim lost his PAK to natives who thought he was hostile. They kept his body alive however, and after almost two days, Dib found him again. Dib did spend time with Zim's PAK attached to him though, and exhausted himself looking for Zim. He made a friend with a native named Kolt who helped him look.

Zim's and Dib's kids were with Agent Butterfly, @t-am-i , and @commandor-lard-nar helped them get home safely. Kolt went with them to HQ, as Dib wanted to teach him how to make proper weapons.

Tyr got a hold of Gaz's phone while she was sleeping, and posed as Gaz to send Zim hateful and distressing messages while he was still recovering from what the natives did to him. It pissed off Dib, Gaz, and @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe. Sarshe took Moth and Terua and essentially told Tyr to fix it or she wasn't going to continue being nice to him.

Terua made an effort to help Tyr, Zim stayed as far away from Gaz and Tyr as he could while he continued to recover.

This Week: Interesting 

@commandor-lard-nar started off by helping @agents-pinkies Smeet Tenn repair some Sir Units.

Meanwhile, still on their break, @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, and Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim got very NSFW, they didn't hold back at all. They still had no idea what to call their relationship.

After a cuddle pile and a nap, Gir and Opal joined Zim and Dib to make s'mores. Zim had a talk about relationship labels with a few multiverse friends, @ask-paranormaloddities , @ukagaka-zim , and @kneltnotbowed . And Dib had a talk with @ambassador-d1b as well. He eventually got an idea of a name he could call Dib, but didn't use it yet.

Meanwhile, Membrane came home and thought that his kids both turned into cats, when in reality Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , just left her two cats there. Membrane started a fuss about it and Dib and Gaz went home to deal with it. Zim and Agent P, @resisty-tak tagged along.

Membrane was supportive of both of his kids being in gay relationships, Gaz freaked out a little finding out her brother was with Zim, Zim about died of laughter, Dib got frustrated with Membrane, and Tak vibed.

Membrane asked to meet Tak and Zim's parents. Gaz covered for Tak by saying she was an orphan, but Membrane remembered Zim wasn't an orphan, so Dib and Zim ended up getting Lard Nar to pose as Zim's father.

Before the meet up, Zim and Dib went back to Zim's base because Smeet Tenn wanted to see her brother.

Gaz and Tak had some cuddle time, Dib and Zim chatted after Tenn left, waiting for Lard Nar.

Purple found his way onto the Tallest only Multiverse chat room and talked with @time-loopzim about control brains and his situation. He also went on a walk with @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, and they bonded over Zim hatred.

Meanwhile, Zim got a blank message from Skoodge. Whether it was a glitch, or a warning, he didn't know. He did talk about it with @skoot-over , who gave him some Skoodge-y insight. And he talked with Dib, who helped him through a potential panic attack.

Once Lard Nar arrived, it was time for the parent meeting. Which was… chaotic.

It was some awkward small talk until Dib and Zim had a fight over literally nothing, which they both enjoyed. Membrane thought it was normal, everyone else found it awkward and Gaz and Tak left. They went to get Gaz a lab at HQ.

Zim, Dib, and Lard Nar stuck around with Membrane a bit, and Zim and Dib kept teasing and poking each other. Zim even called Dib Dib-mine. Once the dinner was over, they went back to the Congo and had some fun with each other.

With Tak's help, Gaz moved her cats into her new lab and settled in.

And Skoodge showed up again as an anon and talked to Skoot over. Sunny put him back together, but Skoodge was avoiding the Resisty.

Zim and Dib went for a walk in the Congo and Zim got attacked by a water snake. Zim climbed on Dib and spent the rest of the walk on his shoulders, and Dib even got to touch his toe beans. They got to try some new things with each other as well.

Gaz and Tak went looking for Lard Nar to ask about scrap metal so she could make something to help her legs. Though Gaz has an issue accepting help from Tak.

Smeet Tenn stole a comm device from Purple and Purple whined about it.

Zim made some fried rice for him and Dib. They separated for the night and the next morning, Dib was sick. He had a fever, a headache, and was dizzy. Zim kept an eye on him and made sure he stayed hydrated. Though Dib put up a fight about being helped.

Skoot Over contacted Skoodge in the mean time to find out how he was doing and if he was hostile, but didn't mention his findings to any of the Resisty.

Dib and Zim has a rough time with Zim being sick, Zim accidentally triggering Dib and making him feel trapped. Dib's smell was also changing, which Zim eventually figured out was a version of a mark between mates. Dib talked to Ambassador D1b about it.

Sarshe got to see Purple's secret tail in exchange for petting. They both had fun with that. Sarshe even got to pet his head and tail.

Dib eventually fainted from the fever and Zim panicked and brought him to his base. He set Dib up with an IV and monitoring equipment, which caused Dib to panic when he woke up.

He eventually calmed and the two had some nice time while Dib was on the final stages of recovery, and Dib even talked privately with the Zim's Computer to learn about Zim, Irken anatomy, and what it meant for them both. It got awkward. Dib went back to the Congo and Zim located Gir and Opal before following.

Sarshe also learned Purple's second or real name, Tyr.

This Week: New problems

@agnt-of-chaos , Dib, got out of the tank. It was a great relief to everyone, especially Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim . Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , had given them blankets as well.

But the relief was short lived because as soon as Dib was able to walk again, Red caught them both and the trauma specialist helping them, @t-am-i . Their kids, Drow and Zia, snuck on the ship with their parents, no one noticed them.

@commandor-lard-nar was after them as soon as possible, but he didn't get there in time. Red had both Zim and Dib vivisected to study them and Zim lost an organ from the ordeal. It grew back at least.

Zim and Dib were rescued before too long, with help from Tami, but they would both take awhile recovering.

Gaz had taken Purple/Tyr to go shopping with her and Agent P, @resisty-tak .

@agents-pinkies Skoodge/Artichoke was not doing great with his recovery, so far only barely remembering @zee-of-the-irkens before getting a coma. He woke up before too long, remembering everything, and tried to help solve a mystery regarding @skoot-over--u20disconnected .

Smeet Tenn was building robots and talking to a new friend. She also had some cuddle time with Lard Nar.

After recovering, Zim had a bout of difficult hormones and he and Dib dismantled a part of his base during it, planning to use the parts to build a new ship. The hormones at least gave them a very nice few days before the next problem. 

This Week: A bit of peace

So many people finding out @agents-pinkies , Skoodge, was alive was a mess. @commandor-lard-nar dealt with it as best he could, Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , was pissed about it, but Agent P, @resisty-tak , comforted her.

Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , and @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, did get into a fight over communication, but they made up after two days apart. Dib also found out just how traumatized Zim was now, having an extremely difficult time eating or sleeping. He proposed some things to help Zim recover and they worked on it while Dib's leg healed.

@resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, recovered as well and fit right in with Tyr/Purple and Terua.

Skoodge and his kidnapped guard went to @zee-of-the-irkens 's casino. He ditched the guard, Drea, who started bartering for a ride to the Armada until Zee offered them a job.

Gir went on a hunt in Tenn's lab for Opal.

Zim brought Dib to the canteen to eat, and Dib was being stubborn about not eating. Which incidentally activated some of Zim's smeet feeding instincts and he accidentally regurgitated into Dib's mouth. This horrified Zim more than it did Dib, who analyzed the substance to figure out it was for feeding the smeets which would hatch in a week and a half.

Skoodge, reportedly switching his name to Artichoke, met up with @skoot-over--u20disconnected in the void for a not-date. They exchanged snacks and had some cuddle and petting time, with Artichoke/Skoodge learning he could chirp. It got emotional, they agreed to meet again.

Meanwhile, Zim was having an extremely hard time adjusting to mother instincts and hormones, misunderstanding and blowing out of proportion several cues from Dib. He accidentally scared Dib by being in his lab twice in strange positions right as Dib was waking up.

They looked at an abandoned smeetery, they didn't find much, but the past few days ended up stressing Zim out so much that his analgesics system went out.

Aside from anons trying to mess with Zim's mental state, things were fine. He even made up with Dib in time for them to test out a nest he made in his lab.

Time passed and Dib and Zim's eggs hatched, revealing two girls that they named Drow and Zia. They started adjusting to parenthood.

Skoot and Artichoke/Skoodge had another cuddle session in the void, and Arti revealed his new arm.

Lard Nar and Tak helped Tenn through some growing pains as well.

Gaz and Zim had a skirmish over Skoodge opinions, but they made up. She also finished her new mobility aids and discovered a new planet that she dragged Purple/Tyr to look at with her.

But there was something wrong at the planet.

This Week: Working days

Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , and Agent P, @resisty-tak , had fun with Purple, who turns out is afraid of snow. They put him in a dress and he liked it.

Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , asked Gaz to get him a frog and also DMed his sister @agents-pinkies , Smeet Tenn.

Meanwhile, Zim and @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, we're getting very attached to the drone smeet Veta. Dib helped her with her arm and she fell asleep. Zim and Dib found her adorable. Zim joked they were gonna steal her. They spent quite a bit of time getting attached to Veta and helping the natives and the Irkens stranded there.

But they got into some mild trouble with wildlife that escalated into Zim getting drugged with a panic attack. He ended up running off on his own and Dib triggered poison effects to get him back. Neither of them were okay for a while, so they went back to HQ.

Gaz got the frog and dyed her hair black, Veta hung out on HQ since she got dragged with Zim and Dib, she made friends with Opal and Minimoose.

Zim got to hug and talk to his sister a bit and Tenn called Lard Nar Dad. Though Zim's PAK was affected by the stress of the situation, and the anti-egg component broke. He didn't know it yet. His body started making two eggs, but because of how he was, he didn't notice yet.

Zim and Dib helped Veta get a room and Veta interacted with Purple, who comforted her when she started to cry. She also made friends with @explosions-and-chill .

Gaz brought Zim his frog and Purple brought @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, a box of gifts. But they went back to Earth because they forgot Purple's original outfit. Tenn binge watched all of the Tangled Series with @commandor-lard-nar .

Gaz and Purple were captured by @sunny-resistance when they went back. No one found out for a while. Zim and Dib were too busy dealing with learning about the two egg situation to do anything about it.

Sarshe was told by an anon, who was actually @agent-redblu , Kirreg, that Purple was captured. As anon herself, she poked at Sunny's blog to see if she could learn anything. She ended up tracking Purple and Gaz to Sunny, and with some back up, not only did she free Gaz, Purple, and Kirreg's family and sent them back to HQ, but she also worked on freeing and starting rehab for the surviving Irkens of the Empire there. She also discovered Skoodge was still alive and notified Lard Nar. They put a tracker on Skoodge so that he could be kept a secret and away from the Resisty. Sunny died from wounds delivered by Purple and Sarshe.

After Skoodge was set, Zim, Dib, Tak, and Sarshe visited Gaz and Purple in the med bay to discuss what happened. Sarshe didn't tell them about Skoodge. Purple and Gaz were going to survive, though they both had been severely injured.

Zim attacked Dib with glitter and Dib got very mad, Sarshe got to see a picture of Purple in a dress.

Skoodge went to @zee-of-the-irkens 's casino, and Dib gave Zim a ring, despite the glitter fight.

This Week: Trauma recovery and gay /tw, suicide

@agnt-of-chaos , Dib, talked with Purple to see if he had the same reaction of blushing when someone touched his antennas. He didn't.

Then Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , and Dib both ended up with @agents-pinkies , Skoodge, to question him about his motives.

During the questioning, Skoodge killed himself by shooting himself in the chest. The shot killed him instantly, destroying part of his PAK and splattering blood on Zim and Dib.

Zim and Dib were shocked and horrified, nearly sick. They both went to Zim's HQ lab where they spent a long time just processing what they saw and trying to keep it together. @commandor-lard-nar checked on them regularly.

Zim ended up falling asleep with Dib, almost clinging to him, and once his PAK had rested enough from the shock, Zim began petting Dib in his sleep, which caused Dib to fall asleep as well.

During all that, Agent P, @resisty-tak , and Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , now dating, had some bonding moments and planned to leave Earth together.

Lard Nar had Skoodge's SIR Unit and Gir's friend, Opal, returned to HQ. And Purple had a reality check on how annoying he really was.

Dib and Zim didn't leave Zim's HQ lab for almost a full day, and they planned to go on a break to the Congo once things were slightly more stable. Zim had been planning a getaway to the Sahara for a while, but he changed the location to Congo when Dib expressed interest in coming.

After the Computer wouldn't stop annoying them, they went to Dib's lab and were visited by @kneltnotbowed . Zim ended up falling asleep again while petting both Knelt and Dib, and Dib had a conversation with Knelt while the alien was asleep. Dib didn't want to be enemies anymore and he was trying to balance caring for Zim and not being too nice at the same time. Dib ended up getting upset and leaving during the conversation, and Zim woke up to go after him, after watching security footage and telling Knelt to wait in his lab.

During that, Gaz and Tak were moving Gaz away from Earth. Gaz was essentially running away. They had a date on Foodcourtia and kissed.

Zim caught up to Dib in the docks of HQ and found him curled up in his ship. And they had a very long talk about their relationship and past. They agreed that they weren't enemies, but were undecided about whether they were friends or not. They agreed that they were something still, and they left it at that.

After a bit of packing, both Zim and Dib went back to Knelt and had a talk about outfits and alien bodies. And after the earlier talk of agreeing they weren't enemies, Dib decided to be a little brave and kissed Zim. Zim had a bit of gay panic, but after slight encouragement from Knelt and Dib, Zim tried kissing back as well, though he was blushing so hard that his antennae turned pink.

Gir and Opal had some cuddle time with movies and Opal felt very guilty for helping lead Zim into a trap before with Skoodge. But Zim accepted her back anyway.

After some more visiting with Knelt, Zim's PAK made a concerning sound. He ran a diagnosis and discovered that most of his biological regulators had broken off. He planned to wait it out, but Dib and Knelt were very concerned.

Meanwhile, Gaz and Tak were on their way to HQ to look at Purple's new fluffy-ness. They teased him and flirted in front of him a bit. Purple also discussed with @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, about leaving the Empire possibly. Sarshe told Purple if he was serious about switching sides then he needed to give Lard Nar real information.

Sarshe joined Gaz and Tak outside of Purple's cell and introduced herself to them while waiting for Lard Nar. And Purple gave them a LOT of information. As a reward he was granted clearance to leave his cell with a guard and wander in open access rooms and corridors. Sarshe was the guard assigned.

Dib and Knelt conceived Zim to get his PAK checked, so they met with @ukagaka-zim and @sk-00-dge and a Universe 15 PAK technician at Zim's base. The technician said that Zim's PAK was rejecting the biological regulators, and even though it was stable, it might cause physical changes. Zim contacted Mint Zim from @ask-paranormaloddities for a second opinion. Mint had a look and said that Zim would essentially go through something similar to puberty. With hormone changes, growing a tail and new fluff, and possibly gaining use of his second set of arms.

Zim was a bit freaked out, and after that was over, goodbyes were said and Zim and Dib headed to the Congo. Zim got to show Dib a cryptid, and then the pain from all of the body changes he was going to go through started setting in. He ended up falling asleep in a chair outside of his ship and Dib carried him inside. They both sat there for a while, even when Zim eventually woke up. Opal also played a recording of Skoodge saying goodbye to Opal.

Dib fell asleep and started getting a nightmare, then Zim woke him up. Dib had fun getting a look at Zim's tail that was appearing and set up a cooling system to help with the pain.

Meanwhile, Smeet Tenn gained access to the old Tumblr page and began posting, as well as making S.I.R. units out of old parts.

Dib went on a walk and came back to Zim wearing a different outfit to prepare for the tail and arm adjustments. It was a revealing outfit. He felt better though. Zim and Dib also basically flirted by showing each other songs.

They also accidentally made themselves high with a pain killer/tea mishap. They got a bit… NSFW while being high.

The really funny thing is that this week, both Gaz and Dib had a gay alien make out session.