Like IDK how to describe the amount of One Piece characters I simp for. Izo, Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Law, Marco, Usopp, Sanji, Aokiji, like just kill me already. I can't handle this. That is only like a fraction of the people I simp for. It's ridiculous y'all.

But you can't tell me this doesn't seem like the perfect start to a Marco meme.

He’d be one of thoseguys who’d find your black humor amusing (even if the situation looks reallygrim), and could easily get behind the lame jokes (since his crew wouldn’t knowwhen to stop those jokes). Respect inthe Whitebeard family crew is also taken very seriously, so you’d beable to fit right in with them, which Marco would just love. He’d be able tohelp you on your low point with your depression (if you have any near him), andhe’d care for you as much as you would for him. As a pirate, it can be veryhard to get attached to someone, but you two would just blend in a way wherethere wouldn’t really be boundaries between you.