#commander libra

[underground tunnels?]

GC: VR1SK4?

[vriska?]

AG: Terezi?????????

GC: HOW D1D YOU G3T H3R3?

[how did you get here?]

*Vriska shows her the Explorer Kit*

AG: It threw me into a giant pit with treasure and traps, 8ut no way out.

[but]

GC: D1DN'T YOU SM3LL TH3 B1G BUTTON L4B3L3D "GO UP"?

[didn't you smell the big button labeled "go up'?]

AG: What 8utton?

[button]

*There is indeed such a button. Vriska just didn't see it.*

AG: Ughhhhhhhh

*Both girls press the button, which seems to propel them upwards like a jet pack.*

AG: I'm gonna use that thing again sometime to make a secret 8ase.

[base]

GC: JUST T3LL M3 N3XT T1M3 SO 1 DON'T H4V3 TO G3T THE T4NG3R1N3 COOLK1D TO H3LP US 4G41N. 1 4LR34DY OW3 H1M.

[just tell me next time so I don't have to get the tangerine cool kid to help us again. I already owe him.]

AG: Damn. No double cross?

GC: 1 DUNNO. 1 F33L L1K3 HONOR1NG TH1S ON3.

[dunno. I feel like honoring this one.]

AG: Weird. 8ut if you're sure. May8e he'd 8e a decent ally.

Vriska:

Galvantula

Araquanid

Drapion

(Vriska's team is all spooder. She and Terezi are the lowest ranked commanders as newbies and ex grunts but vriska lets it go to her head.)

(around Lv 25)

Terezi:

Deino

Dragapult

Shellgon (she lied about having a salamence)

(around 25 except Dragapult who's a very high level. Dragapult tries to fit Terezi's other team members as well as Terezi herself into its cannon slots. This fails.)

( @plasma-grunt-nara - who has literally nothing better to do then insult team galactic members <\3 )

GC: W3'R3 4DM1NS SO W3 GOT TO SK1P THOS3

GC: 1 L1K3 TH3M THOUGH. TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3 M1NT 1C3 CR34M.

GC: HMM...PYR4, YOU GO UP. 1'LL GO DOWN.

Moving on. For a group of nerds, your network kind of sucks security wise. I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy being assholes and don’t pay enough attention to your online security. I’m sure Roxy could hack in while straight fuckin’ comatose. So that wasn’t the shitty part.

It was sorting through all the fucking communicators. You assholes actually don’t have the courtesy to, like, I don’t know? ID your devices with something that doesn’t resemble a cat having a seizure on top of a keyboard?

Whatever. I found her stupid communicator. Sending you over a doohickey now. If she gets service, it’ll log her GPS location and update every five minutes as long as the service holds. Chuck it when you find her. Tracking shit is weird and I was on the fence about making it. But if she’s in any kind of danger, I guess it’s fine. I’m going to hell anyways, what’s one more reason to grill me forever?

Anyways, good luck finding her. Cya.

- @timaeus-tumbled

[ A short time after this ask is received, a Pelipper drops off a small package! Inside is a small patchwork device with a very basic screen, up-down-left-right buttons that were obviously stolen from some sort of controller, and a little antenna. It’s functional, and is searching for a signal… ]

GC: TH4NKS. 1'LL T3LL CYRUS.

GC: 1'LL H34D TO TH3 COORD1N4T3S...

GC: HUH. SH3'S H3R3 >:? W31RD. 1 ST1LL C4N'T SM3LL H3R.

GC: W3LL YOU'R3 ST1LL COOL 1N MY BOOK. 1'LL TH1NK OF SOM3TH1NG.

[thanks. I'll tell cyrus.

I'll head to the coordinates...

Huh. She's here? Weird. I still can't smell her.

GC: NO. SH3'S NOT D34D. SH3 C4N'T B3 D34D. 1 C4N'T L3T H3R DO TH4T. NOT 4G41N!

GC: ...

GC: WH4T'S GO1NG ON W1TH M3?

GG: 1 H4V3 TO S4V3 H3R.

[no. She's not dead. She can't be dead. I can't let her do that. Not again.

...

What's going on with me?

GC: WH4T >:?

[what?]