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NPC to meet you // Accepting
Sans was doing his best not to lose his marbles. Papyrus was peering out of the alleyway, a long thin shadow in the night. His hat was cocked at an odd angle, making his brother look even more terrifying than the big olâ softie he actually was.
âI DONâT SEE IT,â Papyrus admitted. Sans squeezed into the minute space between brother and wall, frustration lining every inch of his face.Â
âthere! look, look! right. there! see, heâs there!â
âTHEREâS NO ONE- OH!â Papâs face lit up like the fourth of July. âOH! ITâS THE NICE CREAM MAN! SANS, GIVE ME YOUR CHANGE, IâLL GO GET SOME! WHAT FLAVOUR WOULD YOU LIKE?â
âpapyrus!â Sans wheezed. He was not typically a skeleton who lost his cool. In fact, Sans made it his business to keep cool at all times, but Papyrus was about to make him lose a gasket and truly, his brother had no one but himself to blame. âdonât ya think thereâs something about the nice cream man that ainât adding up?â
His brother met his gaze.. Sans could see him thinking about it.
âIT DOES SEEM LIKE A POOR LOCATION.â
âitâs four in the morning!âÂ
âHEâS CLEARLY GETTING AN EARLY START,â
âin the middle of winter!?â
âITâS THE BEST TIME TO ENJOY NICE CREAM. UGH, IT GETS ALL MELTY IN THE SUMMER...â
âconveniently next to the warehouse we just âliberatedâ of all its trimmings?â Sans said. He gave the bag at his feet a pointed jingle.
âWELL,â Papyrus said, waving his hand. âCLEARLY ITâS JUST COINCIDENCE. WEâRE HARDLY THE ONLY MONSTERS IN THE CITY,â
âoh my god,â Sans said. He buried his head in his hands. âi canât believe it. bro, heâs clearly a cop, or a...some kind of mook, or enforcer. i bet heâs just waiting for us to come around the corner. i bet heâs just ready to pull a gun on us and bust us for grand larceny or worse,â Sans voice fell to a whisper. âloitering.â
Papyrus looked at him with an expression of grave concern. He turned away from the Nice Cream man, still innocently filtering around his vending cart, to place both hands on Sansâ shoulders.
âSANS, PLEASE DONâT GET UPSET. I BELIEVE YOU-ââthank god, finally-âÂ
âARE WORKING FAR, FAR TOO HARD.â Papyrus finished. Sans felt the whole of his being deflate. âI KNOW, SCANDALOUS, REALLY, BUT THEREâS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR SUCH WILD FLIGHTS OF PARANOIA. THE NICE CREAM MAN IS JUST...THE NICE CREAM MAN! HEâS NICE! ITâS IN HIS NAME!â Papyrus beamed. âSO COME ON. ITâS BEEN A LONG NIGHT. WHY DONâT WE INDULGE. ITâLL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.â
âpft, yeah right,â Sans grumbled, but found himself nodding along anyway as Papyrus casually steered him out from the alley. âstill think heâs a goddamn cop.ââI KNOW YOU DO.â Papyrus said consolingly, jovially patting his shoulder. âTRY NOT TO KILL HIM, OKAY?ââno promises.â











