"That's it?! You finally wanna see me after ten years, and it's to tell me to get as far away from you as possible!?"
"Stanley, you don't understand what I'm up against! What I've been through!"
"No, no. You don't understand what I've been through! I've been to prison in three different countries! I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car! You think you've got problems? I've got a mullet, Stanford! Meanwhile, where have you been? Living it up in your fancy house in the woods! Selfishly hoarding your college money, because you only care about yourself!"
"I'm selfish? I'm selfish, Stanley? How can you say that after costing me my dream school?! I'm giving you a chance to do the first worthwhile thing in your life and you won't even listen!"
"Well, listen to this: you want me to get rid of this book? Fine, I'll get rid of it right now!"
"No! You don't understand!"
"You said you wanted me to have it so I'll do what I want with it!"
"You want it back you're gonna have to try harder than that!"
"You left me behind, you jerk! It was supposed to be us forever, you ruined my life!"
"You ruined your own life!"
"Stanley! Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! Are you alr-"
"Some brother you turned out to be. You care more about your dumb mysteries than your family? Well then YOU CAN HAVE 'EM."
"STANLEY, STANLEY HELP ME! DO SOMETHING!"