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Officials at Burning Bush National Park are reminding visitors to follow posted safety guidelines after an unusual incident involving a self-described member of the Unholy Fire Safety Division.

Witnesses say the incident occurred shortly after noon when Sindy, a hiker visiting the park, reportedly observed the park's most famous attraction and concluded that immediate action was necessary.

According to multiple eyewitness accounts, Sindy removed a fire extinguisher from her backpack and began attempting to suppress the flames of the Historic Burning Bush despite several clearly visible warning signs advising visitors not to do so.

Park staff responded after receiving reports of “a heavily tattooed woman aggressively performing fire safety procedures on a protected religious landmark.”

The situation quickly drew a crowd.

Among those present was a local historical reenactor portraying Moses, who appeared visibly distressed as the incident unfolded. Several witnesses reported hearing the man repeatedly shouting variations of “Please stop!” while gesturing toward the burning shrub.

Despite the confusion, no injuries were reported. Officials later confirmed that the bush continued burning normally throughout the event and suffered no lasting damage.

When questioned by park authorities, Sindy reportedly defended her actions. “If it's on fire, you're supposed to put it out,” she stated. “That's just common sense.”

The statement has sparked debate online, with some praising her commitment to public safety while others argue that centuries of documented history should have provided sufficient evidence that the attraction was functioning as intended.

The Unholy Fire Safety Division has not issued an official comment. Park officials are expected to install additional signage in the coming weeks.

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Nobody is entirely sure how the friendship started. Some say they met during a charity event years ago. Others insist it began after an argument that somehow lasted three days and ended with everyone buying the next round. Whatever the truth may be, one fact remains undisputed: every Thursday night, a priest, a rabbi, and Sindy—better known as The Unholy Icon—meet for drinks at Dante's Bar & Grill.

Regular customers barely notice anymore. The priest orders something colorful with a tiny umbrella in it. The rabbi orders a White Russian. Sindy orders a glass of whisky and insists on bringing a bottle of UNHOLY RESERVE to the table. For years, the arrangement worked surprisingly well.

Then came last Thursday.

According to witnesses, the evening began normally. The three friends were discussing philosophy, morality, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. By all accounts, the conversation remained civil for nearly twenty minutes.

What happened next remains a matter of debate.

Some patrons claim the argument started over sports. Others insist it was politics. One bartender swears the disagreement began when someone suggested that pool was a game of skill rather than divine intervention.

Whatever the cause, the priest reportedly became animated enough that nearby customers began paying attention. The rabbi immediately attempted to calm the situation. Sindy reportedly remained seated and continued drinking her whisky while observing events with what witnesses described as "professional curiosity."

The situation escalated further when an individual near the pool table, believed to be a senior church official, entered the discussion carrying a pool cue. At that point, several customers wisely moved to a safer distance.

Fortunately, cooler heads eventually prevailed, no actual punches were thrown, and the evening concluded with the three friends sharing another round before closing time.

Dante's Bar & Grill has declined to comment on rumors that a special booth is being reserved for them next week. Sources close to the group indicate that they fully intend to return. Management has reportedly hidden the pool cues as a precaution.

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