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Got a text this morning.

"Hey there is a spot in Bklyn you can do a guess spot at if you want it starts at 8pm"

And away we go...

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One step at a time, Bryson.

("Where are your feet," as Dr. Alan would say)

Let's make a set-list.

And if I feel inspired to go mentally off-roading at some point, then fine.  But let's have a plan to get back to, if we do.

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1.  It's a little weird I'm here      a.  I wouldn't have been 10 years ago      b.  "We need to do something...about ME"

2.  Gentrifying Bed-Stuy?      a.  Bedford, yes      b.  Stuyvesant, no

3.  Weed is amazing      a.  Paranoid      b.  "I'm gonna get assassinated..."      c.  Work on a campaign slogan first

4.  I can't ask for it...      a.  You'll be like, "Is he undercover?"      b.  "Maybe he just spent 11 years, honing the craft of stand-up,      c.  "So he could bust me for this nickel bag, randomly."

1.  Bed-Stuy      a.  Bedford vs. Stuyvesant      b.  "We need to DO something!!...about me"

2.i  Weed      a.  Paranoid      b.  Martin special...everything is gay for me

2.ii  Alcohol      a.  Turns the nerds into jocks

2.iii  Adderall      a.  "This is your brain on...adderall"

3.  How is this going?      a.  Want to be liked      b.  Don't want to care - want to be over it

4.  The "they like me!" look      a.  "Wait til the boys at work here about this!"

5.  First black friend      a.  Like your first lover      b.  You hope they don't tell anyone

6.  Dating a girl      a.  might be the one      b.  "I want to sleep with other women."      c.  "I know, right?"

7.  What if there's someone better though?      a.  Infinity...minus 1      b.  If Kim Kardashian calls,      c.  I'm not gonna leave my girl      d.  But I am gonna take the call

8.  Thanks, I hope this ended up going well.  Time to shower and head to the club.