#comedy roleplay

nothing numbs me better than the stuff

                NAKED... WEARING ONLY A COCK RING.

A convo me and Kix had about Azul’de going mom mode after a rp.

Me: out of curiosity how do you feel about 'mom azul'de' rulo said the difference was ridiculous cause i am really enjoying having someone to play 'mom azul'de' with for once

Kix: Lol I like mom Azul. Gives Ri something to get mad at people for dissing her for and Kix is merciful.

Me: lol me too this is basically what raa and the akasti's deal with on the one hand 'mom spiked the punch bowl and is hitting on everyone again' on the other 'be nice to your brother damnit' so i really really like ri wrangling azul'de because raa has to do this all the time. lol)

Kix: Almost like gaslighting everyone because everyone knows the ugly Azul and when you go “She’s not always like this!” People don’t believe you.

Me: when i made her a comical mess and a everything i know that realistic characters have to have redeeming qualities for azul'de she is mom embarrassingmbarassing drunk pothead mom, but she does her job and separates her hobbies from her duties

Kix:  I bet when someone else does it at get togethers Ri and Raa and Tut just go on tangents in group therapy.

Me: so now where does Azul'de rank on kix's list of most hated people lol she used to be number one lol

Kix: Actually she was number two. There’s a dead Hutt she hated more.

Me: lol and now?

Kix: She’s probably number 4 now.

Here we see the results of a fun roleplay.  Azulde visited Kix to give her a message and a present from her sister Ri. and, when trying to wrangle Kix’s brother Rulo, she finds him passed out from an unknown liquid in his flask. Azul’de chugs it, and goes 0-drunk in 5 seconds. Props to Rulo.  The Chiss boy got her drunk fast, but Azul’de trash talked the passed out ‘lightweight’  Azul’de, then, decides to give a passed out drunk Rulo, one of ‘Momma’s special Mixes’.  basically an extremely potent adrenal/ stim mix. Rulo, is now comatose, and they begin plans to life flight him out.

Azul’de: oh! Silly me. I didn’t put the whole stim in!”

Rulo then gets on a sugar rush to end all sugar rushes, belt’s his big sister in the jaw, and begins running around the Alderanian Estate like a madman.  Azulde, again trying to be helpful, grapples Rulo, and is dragged along for the ride, while a desperate, and annoyed Kix runs after.