#combeferring

1. WHAT IS THE WORST JOKE YOU KNOW?

I can't tell it here because it will take me f o r e v e r but it's one my friend James tells and it basically involves Noddy and you tell the story of Noddy getting up in the morning and getting in the car to go to Big Ears' house and on the way he says hello to everything (so you tell it like "Noddy got up and said "Hello sky!" and the sky said "Hello Noddy!" and then he got dressed and said "Hello clothes!" "Hello Noddy!" "Hello Shoes!" "Hello Noddy!" and this continues on and on you literally keep going for as long as humanely possible and then right at the end Noddy gets to Big Ears' house ("Hello gate!" "Hello Noddy!" "Hello path!" "Hello Noddy!" "Hello Big Ears' door!" "Hello Noddy!" "Hello Big Ears' doorbell!" "Hello Noddy!" etc etc) and then the coup de grace is the point at which Big Ears opens the door and then you proclaim "Hello Big Ears!" "Fuck off Noddy."

It is absolutely appalling.

2. WHAT IS ONE SKILL YOU REALLY WANT TO MASTER?

I'd love to be able to speak Russian fluently.

3. THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?

Eragon by Christopher Paolini - I'm doing a reread of that whole series because I never got around to reading the last one and I used to adore those books so much so it seemed a shame that I hadn't read it but wow they're a lot worse than I remembered

4. WHAT SHAPE WOULD YOUR PATRONUS HAVE?

I would hope it would be something really really cool like an artic fox (I got that on one of those dumb quizzes I did when I was younger) but realistically it would probably be a house plant or something.

5. IF YOU COULD SWAP LIVES WITH ONE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?

It would be any of the queenriders from the Dragonriders of Pern series (minus Kylara or Brekke for obvious reasons) because then I would have the two things I would die for: a dragon all of my own, and power and influence.

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC ARTIST?

This changes a lot but Snow Patrol is usually my default.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO NARNIA OR TRAVEL WITH THE DOCTOR?

Travel with the Doctor I think. I think I'd learn more about myself that way. Also I want to explore the TARDIS more than the show lets us. And go visit a lot of historial people.

8. TEA OR COFFEE?

COFFEE

9. MILK CHOCOLATE OR WHITE CHOCOLATE?

milk chocolate

10. THREE THINGS YOU’RE GOOD AT (HOWEVER WEIRD OR RANDOM)?

I like to think I'm pretty good at languages?? Like I can pick the basics up p quickly. Also swimming and keeping track of characters in books when there are loads running around.

11. FAVOURITE ACTOR OR ACTRESS?

Ben Laaaaamb

MY QUESTIONS:

Who would you pick to play Enjolras if they remade the movie?

What is one single line of poetry that gives you shivers?

If hypothetically dragons existed in the world and you could soul bond with one, what kind of personality do you think yours would have?

Have you ever been to St Petersburg?

Jude Law or Ewan McGregor?

What's your favourite word?

Can you recite anything off by heart (poem, prose, lyrics, etc?)

Have you ever learned any dead languages? If so, which?

Describe your favourite outfit.

If you had the choice to bang your favourite actor/actress but in return you had to give up your hearing for a year, would you?

If mermaids existed would you want to be one?