Top Posts Tagged with #combat parenting

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

I used to think that a toilet was a kind of sacred space where you could go poop alone, maybe read a little NYT or even play guitar(its a thing).

Then I met H, who thanks to our house having a door hanger that prevents its closing, will have entire conversations with me while im absolutely dying because I love her but I JUST WANT TO WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!!!!!

And tonight I've learned that our child also knows no boundaries when it comes to the shitter.

#me #this is my life #combat parenting #no boundaries #its fine its fine everything is fine #terrible twos #just stop #please #next house im installing a locking bathroom door #then Ill die in there of some tragic end #Paint me like Elvis Presley

Truthful Tuesday:

- Normally when Henry poops in his pants, we say,"Henry, somebody pooped your pants!" Tonight, for the first time, we got to say, "Henry, somebody s@#t in the tub", and we all died of laughing.

Because farts are always funny, and certain poops are hilarious.

#me #dad life #parenting #parenting after 40 #combat parenting #this kid #we are very luck parents #but its hard being old parents