#com-e-donts

Hey everybody. You may have noticed and/or cried for the entirety of our prolonged absence. Let us explain... Months ago, we developed the concept of parodying Friday the 13th (the day, not the classic film... But Dave, we should consider that too.) The only problem? F*XIII wouldn't fall again until September. 

Luckily for you, we've spent the past few months trying out a few options: "HA!-pee Friday the 13th" "Sad fri-NIGHT the thirCHILDth" (classic comedic choice of turning some words in your sentence into the opposite of what is true.) "Half-peen Butt-day the 69th" ...AND SO MANY MORE. But(lol) it's safe to say we made the right choice. When it comes to conjuring up genius material like this, one thing we've learned is that you must make sacrifices. Even if those sacrifices include months of your life. But comedy is a lifestyle, and we will continue to live it. Glad to be back, Blainies.