#coincitainment

oh mhhmmm that episode where that girl from my high school and the whore of babylon were kidnapped soccer players being forced to choose who lives and dies

i was holding it in i really was i wasn’t gonna say anything but this bride on syttd is marrying a guy named dean and she just saw herself in the dress and went “well tickle me pink and call me rhonda.” and i went OKAY RHONDA

its so fucken weird to me to see my 90s actors whose faces are just burned in my memory bank bein all old and playing middle aged people on tv now its so damn wild. like nobody will probably care about this but matthew lillard playin another serial killer and the brother of peter facinelli both walkin around in sweater vests being dads and things like all i can picture is that tall goofy skinny bastard from hackers and/or scream and mike dexter growing up together in some messed up au mashup of my favorite movies from my adolescence and turning into serial killers that end up on some new show called fbi: most wanted on cbs.

jerry just said to george “why is this so important to you?” derek just said to scott “why is this so important to you? i crossed my arms and said “come on guys!” stiles crossed his arms and winked (OMG A WINK I MISSED)