DO NAIR & DAIR OK
send a ship!status: accepting but slow response lol :3
NATE & BLAIR answered ( here )
DAN & BLAIR aka my all:
General:
Rate the Ship - MOTHER OF ALL OTPS i love them more than anything SOBAwful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - DON’T FREAKIN touch me they should have been forever.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - dan fell in love with her so fast, poor sweet bae. i really think blair fell for him too, but it was just not enough 3 frick
How was their first kiss? - life-changing but not in the way we want KILL ME NOW
Wedding:
Who proposed? - dan, you hopeless romantic, you made sure it was perfect and just like the movies
Who is the best man/men? - natey!
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - serena. UM. :| kind of awkward though.
Who did the most planning? - blair always does more planning but they’re a team, they discussed these things :) just like when they had their british salon <3 like down to the music that plays tbh, the wedding would be very them.
Who stressed the most? - i think they’d both just want everything to be perfect, bc they fought so hard for this relationship, i think, it would’ve been a struggle some days when it feels like they’re hella worlds apart, they’d fight to keep the relationship without losing themselves. lots of compromise and stuff. so yas. both i think.
How fancy was the ceremony? - i think it would be fancy in the sense that all the details are attended to and whatnot but i also feel like it’d be a small gathering just the important people in their lives damn i could talk endlessly about these two idiotsBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - idk. blair doesnt like georgina but georgina crashes the wedding anyway. but maybe they do invite her because milo is the ring bearer. weoiut LOL and maybe not chuck bec awk.
Sex:
Who is on top? - blair 8)
Who is the one to instigate things? - blair when sober, dan when drunk.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - long enough that they’re both sexually satisfied (:
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - blair gets more, like lazy nights where dan spends just giving her one orgasm after another aYE.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2 :)
How many children will they adopt? -0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - dan, but he loves it
Who is the stricter parent? - blair lol
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both, i think?
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - dan makes them waffles in the morning too
Who is the more loved parent? - blair just a liiiiiittle more than dan.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? blair.
Who cried the most at graduation? - no one? :))
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both of them would be there.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - dan cooks and blair distracts him
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - blair? :))
Who does the grocery shopping? - dan, but also the cook
How often do they bake desserts? - they don’t HAHHA, um. every thanksgiving maybe
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - they’d go out and try different stuff i think, pretentious in all kinds of ways hahaha
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - dan :)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - dan too :)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - no one.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - dorota.
Who is really against chores? - they dont have to do chores.
Who cleans up after the pets? - they dont have a pet can they pls have a pet
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - no one
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - no one. maybe blair
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - dorota
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - blair all the time haha, dan is just out there reading stuff or looking for new things they can watch or exhibits they can go to and whatnot while he waits
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - if they had one it would be dan
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - very often, she would want to and he’d indulge her. just laugh at how extravagant and ridiculous she is ( and look at her with his she cray but i love her so much eyes )
What are their goals for the relationship? - i still dont know how to answer this q
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - dan
Who plays the most pranks? - i dont really think they do this? hahaha. maybe dan.
