SIMON WALES COULD BE THE SEMI-CRAZY IRISH STREET PREACHER.
He comes in for tea and constantly tries to get Sinclair to attend church. If Booker's in the coffee shop, he never misses the opportunity to remind Booker that he's a sinner bound for Hell for taking the Lord's name in vain and drinking too much. Booker occasionally retorts with overt blasphemy because he thinks it's funny. Sinclair puts with him because he's mostly harmless and kind of homeless, if occasionally a bit too loud.
Jack finds him kind of creepy and a little bit batshit crazy.
Booker tends to make sure he doesn't get anywhere near Anna.
Elizabeth and Eleanor are the only ones Simon Wales actually likes because Elizabeth is respectful of his preacher illusions (since her dad's kind of a religious bigshot himself) and Eleanor's very sweet to him and knits him blankets and scarves for the winter and sometimes drives him to shelters. Because of course Eleanor would.
Sinclair doesn't understand why she does it, but he's willing to let her as long as it's not hurting her or his payroll.
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CoffeeShock: "There are 'Worse Ways to Start the Day"
So remember that Coffee Shop AU Headcanon for the BioShock franchise that I came up with kind of accidentally on purpose?
Yeah, I totally wrote something for that, mainly because I needed to balance out my writing scales after writing smut. Yeah. Anyway. I think now I can go back to writing essays on the game itself.
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The man who walks into the Lighthouse by the Sea looks like a fellow who would very much rather still be sleeping. He looks, actually, kind of like he might be suffering a hangover, or maybe like he might even still be a little drunk. As he makes his way to the counter, several of the coffee shopâs early morning patrons look up in concern. The few regulars already there quickly return to their newspapers and their books, their coffees and their bagels. One or two offer a greeting.
ââMorning, Booker.â
He grunts something out that sounds like hello and keeps on walking.
âRough night?â
A sound that might translate to yes escapes the figure slouching towards caffienated salvation. When someone makes a joke about laying off swimming in gin, he lets out a grunt that sounds suspiciously like fuck you.
Booker DeWitt doesnât drink.
Not anymore.
WellâŠat least not often anymore.
And when he does, itâs either whiskey or rum for him.
As he leans against the counter, Booker just opts to nod. At this hour, the British girl in front of him is too cheerful for his liking, but the important thing he always keeps in mind about Eleanor Lamb is that she is always this cheerful. In spite of that, she knows how to make a decent cup of coffee, and thatâs what helps Booker remember to be civil with the girl.
âThe usual, then?â
Booker nods again. âTallest size you got, as strong as you can legally make it. And a, uh⊠What did she fâ? Hang onââ
He fishes around in the pocket of his jeans and withdraws a scrap of crushed paper. This he passes to the young woman behind the counter. He rubs a hand over his face while she studies it, trying to wake himself up or, at the very least, seem much more plugged into his immediate surroundings than he would currently like to be. An initial look of confusion quickly gives way to realization on Eleanorâs face.
âOh!â she says. âA regular caramel macchiato!â
âWhateverâs written there; I know itâs a caramel something, but she was talking up a storm,â Booker mutters with a wave. âAnd a bageâno. Dâyou guys have any of them breakfast sandwiches?â
Eleanor beams at him. âAlways.â
âOne of those, then, and all of that to go.â He returns to digging in his pockets, this time for his wallet. âWhatâs the total, Ellie?â
âHm? O-ohânoââ Eleanor shakes her head. âYou know weâre not supposed toââ
âJustâŠâ Booker studies the menu hanging above the coffee bar and counts out the total in his head. âCall it a tip.â
âBut Sinclairââ
âSinclairâs your boss, Ellie. Not mine.â And as he sticks fifteen dollars in the tip jar, he manages to smile at her. âCall it a donation. You got todayâs paper yet?â
With a little sigh, Eleanor reaches underneath the counter for the copy always set aside for him. With a small word of thanks, Booker retreats to an empty table near the section of the bar reserved for picking up orders. He barely gets halfway through skimming the largest headline before the sound of someone whistling distracts him.
âNow if that there ainât a man as ignorant of good Christian charity as a warthog is of good table manners.â
Booker barely bothers to look up. He knows that Georgia drawl anywhere. It belongs to a man who dresses as if he thinks heâs a character on Mad Menâa man who, unfortunately, owns the entire coffee shop.
âI wasnât aware you knew anything about charity, Sinclair, let alone the Christian kind.â
Even without looking up, he can feel Augustus Sinclair pretending to be mildly offended. âMr. DeWitt, I resent that remark! Iâll have you know that I am quite a good friend of the Big Man Upstairs. Why, Iâm a fixture of the evening service every Sunday and everything!â
âIs that because youâre usually too busy sneaking out of some womanâs house to attend morning services?â asks Booker.
âOh, come now! I may be a businessman several hours of every day, but I am a gentleman all of the timeâand a gentleman always knows when to end a casual dalliance with a lady friend before things become complicated.â
âYeah, thatâs usually before he has to sneak out of her house.â
âUh-huh.â Sinclair merely smiles. âHowâs your head doinâ today?â
âOh, itâs downright killing me.â Booker throws a brief glance in the direction of his business neighbor. âBut I woke up in my own bed today, so I guess thatâs something.â
âWell, Iâll be sure to call the papers and let âem know to stop the presses,â answers the Southerner with a bit of laughter.
Eleanor appears then, cardboard coffee carrier (loaded with two cups) in one hand and a white paper bag bearing the coffee shopâs logo in the other. Booker rises, tucking the folded newspaper under his arm before taking what is his with another grateful murmur of thanks.
âOhâElizabeth wanted me to tell you to come by when you had a chance. Said she had someâŠsome book or journal or something she dug out of our storeroom that she wanted you to look at,â Booker tells her. âI didnât really understand too much of it, but she seemed excited, so I guess thatâs something.â
Eleanor perks. âAlright. Iâll come by when Iâve got my lunch break.â
âGreat.â
Sinclair clears his throat. âSpeaking of things worth looking atââ
Booker lets out a heavy sigh. âThe answerâs still no, Sinclair.â
âAw, but you havenât even seen the new design! Itâll be an easy enough job. Done in about three weeksââ
âFor the last timeââ
And thatâs when a loud booming noise sounds from several floors above, loud enough to make the Lighthouseâs ceiling lights bob on their chains. A few of the patrons look around, startled. None of the regulars even move. Booker just gives another sigh and tries to make the redoubled pain in his head go away through sheer force of will.
âThanks again, Eleanor.â
âDeWitt,â Sinclair calls just as he gets to the door, âwhen you gonna come to see the sensible side of things and realize that joining up establishments solely in looks might be a good investment?â
âProbablyââ
BOOM! This time the seascapes on the walls rattle in their frames.
âProbably,â Booker repeats with a tensed jaw, âwhen I donât have to worry about property damage wiping out my profits on a daily basis.â