DAVE STRIDER IS HEREBY BANNED FROM THE CAFE UNTIL I GET A HANDWRITTEN APOLOGY WRITTEN OUT TO "LORD KARKAT VANTAS THE MAGNIFICENT". AND IF THERE IS ANY SARCASM IT WILL BE DISREGARDED AS TRASH AND DAVE WILL BE BANNED EVEN LONGER. I CAN SMELL SARCASM FROM A MILE AWAY, SO DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY IT.















