#coffee hack

> save the milk after u eat all the pieces

> make/pour coffee over aforementioned cereal milk

I have assignment to write and I stayed up till 3am so here's a recipe that's guaranteed to either wake you up or stop your heart

three spoonfuls of coffee. We are speaking full spoonfuls, if it ain't falling off the spoon, you can fit more

hardly any milk. Like, the lacroix of milk. Think hard about milk, and that's enough.

like six sugar cubes or until it's hardly a liquid.

if your coffee doesn't taste like you french kissed a corpse, it's not strong enough yet.

if you still can't feel your own heartbeat in your toes, it's not strong enough yet.

if you start vibrating at the same frequency as a early 90s washing machine, you're getting there.

Important side note: if you start seeing a mysterious multifaced creature phasing in and out of your peripheral vision, do not, and I mean DO NOT stare it in the eyes.

ok ok so: making a cup of coffee can take waaay too long. you're late to your 8 am class, who has time to make a pot of coffee??? and who can afford those cup pod machines.

AND coffee is HOT. you gotta sip sip that shit. no chugging

SO HERES WHAT YOU DO

get a big ‘ol thing of instant water soluble coffee. I use cafe bustelo. its like $6 and delicious. 

ok so it says to put 1 tsp per 6 oz. so like a few tsps would be like a cup of coffee. and you mix it in hot water. 

BUT NAH

you still get a big ‘ol hot cup of coffee!!! too inefficient! 

you gotta put like 1-2 TBSP in like 6 oz of COLD MILK. 

mix it up real good, (it all dissolves) and now you gotta a small, chuggable like 2-3 cups of coffee you can drink in seconds!!!! and the milk counterbalances the bitterness of the coffee, so it actually tastes like coffee and not bitter dirt water. 

thanks for coming to my TED talk,

I got creative with the blender and goats milk and whipped up these amazing caramel frappes!

Made with Sanka (we wanted caffeine-free but you can use any instant coffee crystals), milk, ice, and flavoured syrup, dressed with whip cream, cookie, and caramel. They were identical to a fancy coffee shop drink for a fraction of the cost and from the comfort of our homestead!

These tiny, tasteless liquid drops blend right in—no weird flavor, no extra steps, just one quick drop into my morning coffee. Suddenly, I noticed a real difference in how I felt throughout the day! More steady energy (no more mid-morning crashes 😩), fewer random cravings, and just an overall sense of feeling more balanced and ready to tackle everything.

Here's what I love most about it:

Super easy to use – Add one drop to your coffee (hot or iced!), stir, and done. Fits perfectly into any routine.

Tasteless & invisible – Your coffee still tastes like... well, your coffee! No changes there.

Supports your metabolism naturally – Works alongside the natural boost coffee already gives, helping with energy utilization and daily wellness.

Plant-based ingredients – Things like green tea extract, green coffee bean, L-Carnitine, chromium, and B-vitamins that many folks are raving about for supporting steady energy and appetite control.

Convenient bottle – A little goes a long way, perfect for busy mornings.

I'm not saying it's magic, but pairing it with my usual healthy habits (like staying active and eating balanced meals) has made a noticeable difference in how energized and in control I feel. Thousands of other coffee lovers across the US are trying it too and sharing similar stories!

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