#codtask001

the apartment of dr. kuiper.

TASK 01: STEVIE’S TINY JUNGLE ( aka apartment ) —

while stevie has been living uninterruptedly in new york for ten years, she has only inhabited this apartment for three. with permission of the landlord, she was able to re-model the master bathroom and have a hanging chair in the living room. the walls of the apartment are covered with art, stevie’s absolute favorite pieces, she purchased from @elliotibrahim and @aubreyjennings. 

the apartment features two bedrooms, one and a half bathrooms, a small kitchen and small dining area, but a relatively big living room space. due to, ahem, changes, in stevie’s life, the walls are not as decorated as they usually are, and she’s been left with one completely empty room. she’s considered turning it into a guest bedroom or renting it out to someone, but hasn’t made up her mind completely. for a moment after her big breakup, she considered letting the apartment go and finding herself a different place to live, but she’s found that leaving her dear neighbors pained her more than changing the layout around to fit her needs. with this newfound freedom/loneliness, stevie has certainly upped the number of houseplants to fill some empty spaces, has spent an ungodly amount of cash stocking up the kitchen with pans and pots, and has used a lot of the previously shared storage space to display her vinyl collection. 

TASK ONE // edgar’s room in the bronx

Harlow’s Brooklyn Apartment

xyla villanueva’s manhattan apartment

Bourbon: American whiskey made in Kentucky, not necessarily in Bourbon county. 

Piano: the best instrument in the world. Best played with Chopin or Grieg. Most fun to play with candles burning while it's storming outside.

Family: a group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate each other. REAL family is a bondage that cannot be broken by any means. 

Nightclub: a dark enclosed space where men and women mingle and dance. Most encounters leading to sex during the same night. There is usually a bar where overpriced drinks can be purchased and music is played very loud through the night. Can be a prime breeding ground for several types of STD’s. 

Business: some action; taking a piss; art of screwing people for profit; selling air, such as trading in stock market; pointless meaningless life-consuming spirit-draining activity.

Bibliophiles: people that love books.

Sniper: a highly skilled Marksmen who uses his skills in Fieldcraft, Marksmanship, and will to survive to take the vital shot which could decide a battle. 

Pizza: the perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York Style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.

Traveler: someone who travels extensively, either in the USA, or abroad.

Philadelphia: isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita’s gives out free “wooder” ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... outsiders will never understand.

Nurse Practitioner:  nurse who wanted to be a doctor but couldn't get into med school. Instead they decided to attend an online school with less than 3% of training and thinks they can do the same job as a physician. 

Brunch: contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 AM. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam. 

Bibliophile: people that love books. 

Partier: people who party; people who drink, use recreational drugs, have sex, gamble, dance and fight in the name of fun. these people are often found attempting to either start or enter a party.

Tennis: intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and traveling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet.

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player

10: They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.

9: They can do it with two people or four.

8: They have good hands.

7: They grunt when the action heats up.

6: They know how to make a racket.

5: They can hit it from all angles.

4: They got the endurance to last 3 hours - straight!

3: They're good with their balls.

2: They know just what to do with their stick.

1: Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.