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If I were Bail Organa and had knowledge that Darth Vader has an Obi-Wan-shaped hole in his brain, I'd be using that ALL THE TIME.
Like 10 different Obi-Wan lookalikes running around the galaxy in places conveniently away from anything important, but mysteriously gone by the time Vader entered the system.
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I've now read the Clone Wars book Wild Space. Some thoughts:
▪ Main characterization takeaway: Everyone low-key hates each other.
▪ Exceptions: 1) Anakin and Padme whose love is (according to them) Pure and Eternal™️. 2) Anakin and Obi-Wan whose love is (according to them) COMPLICATED OK™️.
▪ Anakin absolutely wants an obianidala threesome. Obi-Wan and Padme would probably be up for it except for when they low-key hate each other. (Padme literally uses the words "it's complicated" in the book to describe her and Obi-Wan's relationship, but she's not all capital letters about it.)
▪ Yoda might have bipolar disorder? (Not that it straight up says he has bipolar disorder but 🤔)
▪ Jedi are supposed to be emotionless and they beat themselves up when they have Feelings. (I'm glad new canon doesn't really go this route because ❄️brr❄️.)
▪ Obi-Wan swats Anakin's butt and also gently palms his cheek (an upper one), and Anakin yells at him and then literally one second later flips the fuck out because Obi-Wan has a Pain, and they're sent on separate missions and are both So Angsty about it, and NO REALLY IT'S COMPLICATED OK™️. And then Padme rescues Obi-Wan and gets to gently palm his cheek (an upper one), and it's really really complicated. OK.
▪ The main plot of the book is Obi-Wan and Bail going on the road trip from hell. (Where they answer the question "is this trip really necessary?" with "no, it was not.") When you take a road trip with someone you low-key hate and you both wind up hating the trip even more than you hate each other, you Bond.
▪ Overall there were things I liked and things I'd prefer to ignore. How cold the Jedi were with each other, not to mention others, is something I'd prefer to ignore. However Bail getting a glimpse of what it actually means to be a Jedi and becoming their number one supporter was interesting. It must have truly terrified him to raise Leia, knowing how terrible that Force connection could be.
▪ But the best thing was just how 100% stupid The Team was about each other. Obi-Wan spends a lot of time worrying about Anakin's attachment to Padme, and meanwhile… Sir. Sir. Please. 🤣
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Title: Cautiously Un-Pessimistic Fandom: Star Wars - Obi-Wan Kenobi Rated: General Audiences Category: Gen Relationships: Leia & Vader, Leia & Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan & Vader Words: 3,447 Genre: Humor, Angst, Fluff
Obi-Wan is captured at the end of Obi-Wan Kenobi episode 3, and while Obi-Wan and Vader dial up the angst, Leia is not impressed with the monologuing Sith.
This fic is basically a vehicle for baby Leia to sass Vader. Other things happen too (like Obi-Wan and Vader getting all angsty and stupid at each other), but Leia gets to roll her eyes at Vader and that's the important bit.
OMG, I saw the gif of Vader pulling the ship from the sky with one hand and thought he must have injured his other arm. Then I finally watched the episode... this man could have used two hands. But no. He had to be that extra sort of drama queen. "Look at me, Obi-wan. Taking out your ship with one hand tied behind my back." These dorks! 🤣
Oh, Vader will definitely do everything in the most dramatic way possible! Not only does he grab the ship out of the sky, which you would think would be impressive enough, he goes and rips the ship apart. (Shout out to the FX team on that one. A lot of times CGI doesn't really feel like objects have weight to them, but those ship pieces felt heavy. They completely sold that moment.)
It totally ties to the flashback where Anakin is forever wanting to "win" and instead of making peace with that like Obi-Wan said, he instead just ramps everything up. If he goes big enough Obi-Wan will have to admit Anakin's the best, right? (At this point it's become the galaxy's most protracted and highest-body-count sparring match.)
But you're right, he only used one hand which is absolutely peacocking. XD
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Words: 1578 Category: Gen/Crack Characters: Force Ghost Obi-Wan, Force Ghost Anakin Setting: The Mandalorian - Chapter 14: The Tragedy Series: Jedi Adoption for Dummies
The continuing adventures of a couple of Force Ghosts who just want Din to be a dad. Too bad they’re going about it in the worst way possible.
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"Hey Ezra!" Anakin shouted at the sky. "Now would have been a great time for a surprise-but-totally-predictable Jedi!"
Obi-Wan rubbed his forehead in spite of the fact that he no longer got headaches. It definitely seemed like he should be getting a headache.
Anakin paced around the stone with the Mandalorian. "Ezra could have appeared, all billowing cape and dramatic gaze. And given a really impressive speech too! 'Din Djarin. You have been deemed Worthy by the Force. This is mainly because you're convenient and available, but you're also a pretty decent guy in spite of some really weird Mandalorian beliefs. Although let's face it, all Mandalorian beliefs are weird.’” Anakin gestured towards the unaware man. “‘For example, your helmet stance is...let’s go with ‘quirky.’ Anyway, enjoy having a child, won't you?'"
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Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Obi-Wan & Anakin, Padmé/Anakin Genre: Crack/Humor Words: 16,524
A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ in a much more shenanigan-filled universe where everyone lives happily ever after in that galaxy far, far away.
Obi-Wan was waiting on the landing pad with our Padawan, and I told them about my ideas. Snips was not very keen on a biosensor.
"You could wear it like a fashion statement," I helpfully suggested. “Obviously you won’t need it after our training bond is fully established and it will be easy for me to keep tabs on your exact location every moment of every day. But until then, cute bracelet?”
"Right,” Ahsoka replied, staring at me. “So you're intense and have issues."
I didn't see what that had to do with anything so I brought up the living arrangements.
"Do you care what color your room is? Padmé's third bedroom is beige, but that can be changed."
"Skyguy, let me be clear. I have a perfectly good room at the Temple, which is where I'll be staying, and I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about it."
Master Smirky-Wan McSmirkbi just smirked. What have I done to deserve this?
