I’m not sure those are gonna be safe with me…

meme ✖ @codenamewiccan​

Send “#” for a RANDOM text

[sms → billy kaplan]: So…Say I had some VIP tickets for a certain concert coming up I was told to give to some students.[sms → billy kaplan]: Would you want one?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.meant for @itsjubes

[sms → billy kaplan]: sweetie, I’ve been raiding Logan’s liquor stash since I was your age. You’re crazy if you think I can’t find where you hide the ice cream.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[sms → billy kaplan]: heads up: bamfs apparently found alcohol. approach at your own risk!

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (drafted after billy stops showing up to school)

meme ✥ @bothhavesharpteeth​

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. (sent from wanda’s secure cell phone while she is hiding with steve and billy is at Sigyn’s)

[sms → billy kaplan]: Good morning.[sms → billy kaplan]:  Happy Passover.[sms → billy kaplan]:  I don’t know if it’s realistic we can safely meet up any time this week, but if so…I know it won’t be the same as spending it with your parents, but you can have some passover food with me and my brother if you’d like?

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (almost sent after she’s seen him at Sigyn’s magic ship, but then not because it’s not her place to tell him what to do.)

[sms → billy kaplan]: You shouldn’t be caught up in this.[sms → billy kaplan]: You should go back to your school where you’d be safe.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text

[sms → billy kaplan]: I don’t know how I pulled it off.[sms → billy kaplan]: But even with very little supplies I think I’ve managed to make enough food to last the whole holiday week!

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

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