#codenamemockingbird

why?

whhhhy?

                                                  This isn't a CATFIGHT. 

                            It's me KICKING your ass.

welcome to 2k18 rp meme

i mean when i actually get writing in 2k18 hopefully

1. someone (like normal human beings) finding out that the gods are you know… gODS. like people noticing heimdall acting strange af. “my superior is acting weird af, and like wasn’t he at x crime scene 5 minutes ago, how did he get back to the station so fast? ???”

2. action threads, like literally any action threads: fight scenes, mISSIONS, GORE; heimdall ripping people’s arms off or the ravens ripping people’s hearts out and eating them. which also leads to…

3. plots re: the current lore in ow. thERE IS LORE THAT IS LACKING IN THE GAME AND THE MEDIA REGARDING OW.

4. dirk STUFF (like the starter i owe you for alice) but especially with other dirk gently rpers. i NEED PLOTS esp since the show is like cancelled/over now.

[text: Bobbi 🐦👩‍🔬] Yeah it is a costume thing  [text: Bobbi 🐦👩‍🔬] Also maybe a bit of an illegal thing

Colleen chewed her bottom lip for a minute, anxiety sort of creeping into her gut - twisting it into knots. 

“Bobbi ! Perfect timing, here ---,” lo and behold, as she dumps a wiggling child into the blonde’s unsuspecting arms. “Hold her.” You are now deputized. 

❛  let’s  get  one  thing straight.  ❜   the kitchen’s warm, a day’s worth of the stove being on furnishing the room with a comforting blanket of heat.  jessica doesn’t wait before plucking a roll from the carefully tucked basket in front of her.  she has a hunk in her mouth, the other gesturing back to where the turkey still rests in the oven, crisping  &  turning more golden by the minute, when she says.  ❛  if you value the integrity of your asshole, you really  don’t want me cooking anything.  ❜