#codename easter

AgentTristanLennox yesssssss AgentDagonet sex toys with egg imaging? AgentTristanLennox XD omg AgentDagonet I would also want a companion fic about Harry panic buying gifts AgentDagonet for the same reason Nika yes! AgentTristanLennox maybe harry makes Eggsy wear only said apron... Nika doesn't want to be too stuffy Nika I like that one AgentDagonet or perhaps just the bow he wrapped it with Nika breakfast in bed, eggsy overeasy **wriggles eyebrows* Nika ...nvm, never mention that AgentDagonet oh god can you imagine Harry trying to unironically say something like that? AgentTristanLennox maybe he ties the bow around eggsy's...ahem..dick. AgentDagonet like, Harry Hart trying to say some sort of lewd egg pun AgentDagonet oh god AgentTristanLennox I'm trying so hard not to laugh guys AgentTristanLennox its not working AgentDagonet this is what pillows are for- muffling things you don't want heard AgentDagonet like laughter, or Eggsy's groaning at Harry's pun Nika or the horrifically loud vibrating dildo with the egg balls AgentTristanLennox or his moans AgentDagonet as that egg dildo is working him AgentTristanLennox he's still wearing the apron too. Nika bright pink blush because that was supposed to be a /joke/ Harry AgentDagonet but how could he resist such a perfect opportunity? AgentTristanLennox what if harry forgot to take his glasses off? AgentDagonet I'm imagining Merlin sending them a congrats on the sex cake AgentDagonet shaped like an egg AgentDagonet that has a note that says AgentDagonet 'take the fucking glasses off or it'll explode next time' or something AgentTristanLennox yes! along with a request that they buy him a new mug since he inevitably dropped his Nika XD Nika poor Merlin AgentDagonet he's seen worse, but still wants to tease Harry and Eggsy mercilessly Nika they get him an egg mug AgentDagonet he starts using egg puns on the coms with them AgentDagonet starts giving them covertly egg-related codenames for missions AgentDagonet like benedict or florentine Nika Roxy has no idea what's going on but everyone in this club is drunk but her AgentTristanLennox lol she just brushes it off as weird kink shit AgentTristanLennox cause its obv about harry and eggsy Nika figures it's a threesome thing AgentTristanLennox yep yep AgentDagonet Roxy unsuspectingly gets Eggsy like a tshirt or something with an egg pun because 'eggy' AgentDagonet 'thought of you' Nika Eggsy blushes so hard while Harry cracks up in a way defininitely not befitting a man of his age and dignity AgentDagonet Merlin's dying of laughter, Eggsy's chuffed she thought of him but mortified by his blushing AgentTristanLennox Merlin chokes on his tea AgentTristanLennox i love this AgentDagonet Harry chuckles while trying to be professional AgentDagonet they're all at HQ AgentDagonet another agent sees the shirt (eggsy wears it to workout or something?) and suddenly there's egg puns everywhere AgentTristanLennox Percival walks in the room and right back out again AgentDagonet the other agents decide to use this to their full advantage Nika suddenly everybody's walking around HQ congratulating each other on their "EGGS-alent work" and suggesting, "ome-let's attack the bunker from the west" Nika and eventually everyone forgets that it was a Galahad thing to begin with AgentTristanLennox Eggsy comes back with a concussion from a misson and makes a horrible humpty dumpty comparrison and harry isnt laughing one bit Nika oh, sudden sads AgentDagonet Eggsy's given up on embarassment and is instead leading the egg-pun brigade AgentDagonet there's a point chart in the dining room AgentDagonet harry's not amused but Eggsy gets like 10 points for doing it while concussed AgentTristanLennox yesssssss Nika oh gosh, that'd be so heart wrenching, with Eggsy trying to grin and brash his way through it, and Harry is just steely-eyed. This is why agents don't do this. Harry can't be afraid like this and do his job. Nika oh gosh, I love the point chart AgentTristanLennox aww feels Nika everyone argues about how many points each pun gets AgentDagonet Eggsy tells him not to get his head scrambled on his behalf AgentTristanLennox Roxy votes Eggsy should get extra points given his state at the present time AgentDagonet they all call the next batch of recruits (I mean, honestly, Tristan's gotta retire soon) hatchlings Nika aw! Nika peeps Nika chicks Nika floofs AgentTristanLennox cheepcheeps Nika those are their temporary codenames Nika Peep. Chick. Floof. Nika CheepCheep. AgentDagonet there's a pecking order AgentTristanLennox omg. can you imagine easter  time around HQ Nika I caaaaan, oh gosh, all the plastic grass Nika gets everywhere AgentDagonet there's eggs hidden ridiculously AgentTristanLennox everyone goes around hiding eggs AgentTristanLennox it becomes a sport AgentDagonet I mean, spies have got to get their jollies somewhere Nika Merlin organizes the hunt. The hiding places are booby-trapped. AgentTristanLennox very nice! Nika eggtosses AgentDagonet decoy eggs Nika eggraces AgentDagonet decoy eggs that explode AgentDagonet tiny explosions AgentDagonet but they beep like grenades AgentTristanLennox feathers fly everywhere AgentDagonet but what about forcing Harry into one of those rabbit beanie things AgentTristanLennox omg. AgentTristanLennox harry with bunny ears AgentTristanLennox lil cotton tail Nika Eggsy keeps tugging on it Nika because of course he does AgentDagonet hell Eggsy's the one that got it on him AgentDagonet no way Harry put it on voluntarily AgentDagonet ungentlemanly AgentTristanLennox desk sex AgentTristanLennox totes leads to desk sex AgentDagonet and now we've come full circle