#code: lil coding

SMG4: Oh, a game? Sounds fun.

Tari: Yeah, I wanna play!

FM: What is it?

X: it’s called “Past or Pressnt”. I’ll tell you things I’ve heard SMG4 say about SMG3, and you all have to guess if it was in the past or present.

SMG4, sweating:

SMG3: Oh, this should be good.

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Juliano: What if I put coffee in the cereal instead of milk?

Domain, taking away the coffee maker: What if you didn’t?

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Cody: LC does not feel that way about me.

Lily: Oh, come on! Coding would throw himself in front of a moving car for you!

Cody: That idiot would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Zeke, singing: I just want you for my own~

Tulip, singing: please leave me the fuck alone~!

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Luigi: Mario, where did you get all these traffic cones?

Mario: Oh, you know, around!

*sounds of a car crash in the distance*

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SMG4: You don't scare me, I have a short daughter!

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Tari: Mario, can you go in and get us a table, please?

Mario: Sure thing!

Meggy: You should’ve been more specific.

Tari: What?

Mario, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!

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Marcy: It’s locked.

Bob: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.

Bob: *throws a brick through the window*

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Vitality, after Dale rambled about shop for like four hours: How long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?

Dale: Many before you tried to find out.

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Lil Coding: Lily? You awake?

Lily: No.

LC: Oh, okay.

*Several hours later*

Cody: What are your dads doing?

Lil Coding: *groans in embarrassment as they watch 3 and 4 take their prop girlfriends to a movie* So, officially, they're in an open relationship. They can both date pretty much whoever as long as they're honest about it.

Lil Coding: The problem is neither of them has any rizz and can't actually get a date besides each-other to save their life, but they're in denial about it, which means every so often that happens.

Lily: Uh, dad, are you coming down with something? Your voice seems kinda stuffy.

4: Eh, just some mike trouble. It should be back to normal by next week.

Lily: ...Mike trouble?

LC, with a thousand-yard stare: Trust me Lils, some things we're better off not knowing.

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*meanwhile...*

Luigi: So why do you guys keep so much stuff here anyway?

Bob: *gesturing between himself and Meggy* Did you see our hoarding problem? The hotel just doesn't have that kind of space.

Mario: I keep leftovers in everybody's fridges for snack emergencies.

SMG4: Should we stop him?

Domain: No. If it goes on long enough, he'll make them cry and leave.

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Bob: Nice hands.

Diana, amused: Thank you?

Bob: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

SMG4: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!!

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Umbra: Please note that the Adminspace does not condone violence.

Umbra: Or at least, not murder.

Umbra: And... usually not violence.

Crash: The Adminspace condones sending a message!

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Lily: Holy bubbles.

Diana: Language, little guppy

Lily: Oh, sorry!

Lily: Holy shit

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Andrew: I am still your father.

Tulip: Nuh uh.

Andrew: What do you mean 'nuh uh'?!

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Bob: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you?

Lily: You don't sound particularly mad about it.

Bob: I'm not.

Lily: You still seem disappointed though. Are you upset you weren't invited?

Bob: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt.

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Tari: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Saiko: If we did that to each other, our entire friend group would've gotten together and killed me years ago.

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The Abyss: I can't imagine how you're dealing with all this.

Juliano: For the record, I’m not.

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Lily, glaring at another girl: She has to die.

Lily Coding:What?

Lily, brandishing her trident: She complimented Root's outfit and said her laugh was cute, she has to die.

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Meggy: Be nice.

Saiko: I'm always nice.

Meggy: Real nice, not bitchy nice.

Saiko: You're tying my hands, but fine.

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SMG3: Four, if I died, would you move on and date again?

SMG4: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

SMG3: But what if it was out of your control, like I was fell ill or something?

SMG4: I would march down into Hell and drag you back out.

SMG3: What if, somehow, I was at peace in the afterlife and didn't want to come back?

SMG4: I don't care what you want. Do you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

SMG3: Aww..

SMG3: Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in Hell?

SMG4: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

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Mario, on his knees in front of a closed restaurant: NOOOOOOO!!

Luigi: Mario, they had a rat infestation.

Mario: Have you not seen Ratatouille?!?

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Whimpu: Who ate my lunch?

SMG3: The pigeons.

Whimpu: Very funny.

SMG4: No, really. As soon as you left, Lily and Juliano fed it to the pigeons outside because they're so fed up with your shit Spanish.

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Mario: All this walking is making me hungry.

Void: .. oh they're traumatized.

Void: Oh, they have anxiety.

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The Abyss, watching everything implode: What a terrible turn of events!

Abyss: I love a terrible turn of events. :)

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Emulator, after Guns and Puzzles: There's no way this can get any worse.

Domaim: CPU is probably brainwashed and the Council is erasing his existence.

Emulator: Its worse! Its much worse.

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Roulette: He (Ozymandias) is an amazing Virus!

Random Program: .... he bears the blood of thousands of Programs.

Roulette: Slay✨️

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SMG4: A good romance starts with a good friendship.

SMG4: A bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la".

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Jayin: Sometimes I wonder if I've harmed anyone in my life.

Chroma: SOMETIMES?

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Juliano: Physically I'm here but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.

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SMG3, on the phone with SMG4: Alright, I walked into Costco. Where are you?

SMG4: Liquor aisle, grab another cart.

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Luigi: What a lovely, quiet day!

Luigi: ....I left Mario in the grocery store, didn't I?

Elanore: I was wondering when you were going to realize.

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Lily: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to participate in an extinction-level civil war and get chosen by extradimensional beings as a demigod and have to lead war efforts where your friends die. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a duck.

Diana: ...

Diana: Do you want to be a duck?

Lily, tearing up: yeah

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Encode: I'm turning evil

CPU: .. you weren't already?

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Tulip: I scored a date with the barista at Leblanc!

SMG10: Good god, I owe your uncle so much money...

Tulip: You bet on my love life?!

10: Only Dale, 7, Ranma, Daffy, Alice, and I!

Tulip: ... and only uncle Dale won?

10: The rest of us were SUPER convinced you'd close out the summer single.

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Lil Coding: I always listen to you!

SMG4: When was the last time you did?

Coding:

Coding: I almost always listen to you

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Alyssa: I eat Cheerios because they're heart-healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.

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Forum: Look, Juliano, we're not mad you haven't told us about the whole.. Abyss thing. We're just disappointed.

Domain: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.

Forum: So am I.

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Mario: *reaches for food on Meggy's plate*

Meggy: *slams down grocery store divider between her plate and Mario's hand*

Mario:

Mario: You told me you didn't take that from the store.

Meggy: And you said you didn't want any food, yet here we are.

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Mandy: If I have to go through one more day of being a character in Jayin's computer, I am going to become the villain next.

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Cassius (mayor of Vybri City): You're so mature for your age, Messiah. All children should strive to be like you. You truly earn your title as Deliverer of the Gods.

Irene, smiling while dead inside: Hahaha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah :)

Cassius: Wonderful. Now, there are some more cult members that have been popping up and *begins to ramble*

Bob: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.

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Nimbus: Do you have an idea of who Lady Gaga is?

Queen Melody: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

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Saiko: I’m a little low on cash.

Tari: How much do you have?

Saiko: Nothing.

Bob: How can you walk around with no money?

Saiko: I’m hot, I get by.

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Ping: I need somewhere to sit.

Umbra: *gestures to a chair*

Ping: *throws the chair out the window*

Umbra: *sighs, pointing to his lap*

Ping: Aww, thank you, Umbra! You’re so sweet!

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Mandy: I wanted to tell you a joke, but I only remember the punchline.

Juliano: Go ahead.

Mandy: Tooth hurty.

Juliano: When is the best time to go to the dentist.

Mandy: You should have been a clown.

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Cody: And that concludes our presentation! LC, you’re up!

Lil Coding: Alright, it's time to see if you little shits were listening.

*kahoot music begins to play*

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STH!Root: I fear no one.

Mrs. Mallory: Root, guess what? There are Beyonders here!

STH!Root, abruptly fleeing the room: I WAS NEVER HERE!!

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SMG4: Ugh, I can’t even SPEAK the name of the woman who organized that monstrosity of a PTA meeting!

SMG3: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Susan.

SMG4: FUCKING SUSAN!

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Cody, to LC&Lily: Wow, if your dads could see you right now they’d have a heart attack.

Bowser Jr: Good idea! I’ll take a picture!

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Irene: Tulip! I think you set the oven too high!

Tulip: I'm the master of baking! Watch!

*Irene shrieks and runs away as Tulip pulls down the oven door, which spews out flames directly at her.*

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Juliano: You’ve been stalking me??

The Abyss: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows".

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Chester: How are you still alive??

Aite: Honestly I’m just as confused as you are.

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Mario: I am not party rocking, and I am not in the house tonight.

Luigi: but are you shuffling?

Mario: ..

Mario: Every day.

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Meggy: What are you doing?

Mario: I’m holding my breath to see if I could last as long underwater as the characters in the movie.

Dolion: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Valiant: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Lil Coding: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Lily: No… not really.

LC: Are you going to do something about it?

Lily: Hm… nah.

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Luigi: You borrowed a crane?

Mario: Not exactly.

Luigi: You stole a crane?!

Mario: Exactly.

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Bob: Fun Fact; the average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Meggy: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

SMG4: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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SMG4: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Juliano: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Tulip: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Meggy: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Mario: Are you laughing at that video of Lily and LC's fight?

SMG3: No.

SMG3: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Vitality: *looking at everyone (once she wakes up from her coma)*

Vitality: .. I have got to find these guys a therapist.

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SMG4: I think we should probably find a time to clip Coding's claws.

SMG3: What? Why?

SMG4: *gestures to the shredded couch* That's going to be our pants' legs next.

Juliano: Oh! ¡Excelente!

Whimpu: I- I haven’t started yet.

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Bob: This morning, I found a glass of water with a note on it that said “for hangover me”.

Bob: So I drank it. Turns out it was vodka and drunk me is an asshole.

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Mario: I don’t always make the best decisions.

*Earlier..*

Luigi: What is that?

Mario: An alpaca! I got the last one!

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SMG3: I love you.

SMG4: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

SMG3: That’s an unrelated fact.

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Phobos: If the Abyss doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Abyssal: If our creator is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Ash: Did I get so tired that I declared myself the King of all Pokémon?

Miku: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Pokémon.

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Cody: Aw man.. I really wanted to head into the zoo. Too bad it's closed.

Lil Coding: You know what they say.

Cody: Please don’t-

Lil Coding: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

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Phobos: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

The Abyss: That's a stupid quote.

The Abyss: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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Sora: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tulip: Yeah-

Laharl: *kicks in the door*

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Jayin: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Juliano: You know, I think my life has value.

Phobos: Who are you and what have you done with Juliano?

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Tama, holding out a cookie for Nimbus: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Nimbus: *quietly crying*

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Ambrosia, affectionately: You’re an idiot.

Nimbus: That’s the charm!

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Irene: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Nightmare King: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Shantae: Can we talk about that text you sent?

Laharl: Why? It was important.

Shantae: It just says, "I'm back on my shit".