Coach Stone's Camping Trip Day One: Campfire Discipline
By the time they reached Bon Echo, Trey had already asked twice if mandatory camping counted as a wellness violation.
Coach said no both times.
Alton said the real violation was Trey’s travel hoodie.
Rhys said nothing because he was still trying to decide whether this was a bonding trip, a survival test, or an elaborate way to make the new guy carry something heavy.
Wells stepped out of the car, stretched his arms over his head, took one look at the trees, the lake, and the campsite, and grinned.
“Bros,” he said, “we have officially gone full Canada. again this week”
That was the end of the opening ceremony.
Camp setup revealed everyone’s true nature immediately.
Coach had his tent up first, clean and sharp like it had received orders. Rhys followed the instructions carefully and somehow did better than everyone expected. Alton unfolded one tent pole, stared at it like it had personally insulted him, and said, “This is architecture without dignity.”
Trey got into a fight with a groundsheet and lost.
Wells took his shirt off halfway through hammering tent pegs and acted like that was essential wilderness procedure.
Wells grinned. “Morale.”
Trey, still tangled in nylon, shouted, “It is working and that is annoying.”
By sunset, the campsite looked mostly functional. The tents formed a loose circle beneath tall pines. The lake flashed dark blue between the trees. The air smelled like smoke, pine, bug spray, and the specific panic of men realizing they had forgotten at least one useful item.
Coach handled the fire like he did everything else: quietly, firmly, and with zero tolerance for nonsense.
Trey held up a marshmallow.
“How burnt is too burnt?”
“If it falls into the fire, you have failed.”
Trey nodded solemnly. “High stakes.”
Wells roasted his marshmallow slowly, turning it with perfect focus.
Rhys watched. “You’re taking this seriously.”
Wells did not look away from the flame.
“Golden rule, bro. You respect the marshmallow, the marshmallow respects you.”
Alton raised an eyebrow. “That is not a rule.”
Five minutes later, Trey set his marshmallow on fire, panicked, blew ash directly onto his own shorts, and declared the result “rustic.”
Coach banned him from holding two sticks at once.
After the fire settled, they leaned back and watched the stars appear over the dark line of trees. No gym lights. No phones. No music. Just the lake, the fire, the sky, and a silence deep enough to make even Trey lower his voice.
Rhys stared upward. “You can actually see everything out here.”
Alton sighed. “Annoyingly beautiful.”
Wells smiled. “Careful. Nature might get a compliment out of you.”
“Negative,” Alton said. “I said annoyingly.”
Coach sat back in his chair, arms folded, cap low, watching the fire like he was pretending not to enjoy himself.
Eventually, the cold crept in.
Trey looked at the tents, then at Coach, then at Wells.
“So we are all just ignoring the tent assignment?”
Wells gave him a slow look. “You mean the normal, practical, space-saving tent assignment?”
Alton sipped from his mug. “Yes. The deeply normal tent assignment that Coach specifically told us not to make weird.”
Rhys looked between them. “Should I ask?”
“Yes,” Trey said at the same time.
Coach pointed toward Trey’s tent.
Trey saluted with his marshmallow stick. “Affirmative, wilderness daddy.”
Trey lowered the stick. “Too far?”
A few minutes later, the campsite went dark except for the last red glow of the fire.
For almost thirty seconds, everything was peaceful.
Then Coach and Wells’ tent started making decisions.
Trey’s voice floated into the night.
“Is that a bear? or is Wilderness daddy is active.”
“Both and do not call him that,” Alton said laughing.
The tent shifted hard enough that one corner lifted.
Rhys whispered, “Is the tent supposed to move like that?”
“No,” Trey whispered. “But apparently Coach packed advanced techniques.”
A muffled, breathless laugh came from Wells.
Then Coach’s voice, firm and calm:
The silence outside the tent became religious.
Rhys whispered, “Was that camping related?”
Trey pulled his sleeping bag over his head.
“I have decided not to know.”
Alton sighed like a man witnessing history against his will.
“Bon Echo: cliffs, lakes, and apparently after-hours instruction.”
Then Wells’ voice drifted out, amused and muffled:
“Coach, the whole campsite can hear you.”
Coach replied, calm as ever:
“Then they can learn quietly.”
No one spoke for a long moment.
Trey whispered, “That is between Wells, Coach, and whatever structural limits that tent has.”
Alton muttered, “Mandatory bonding. Advanced level.”
The tent finally settled.
Then Wells’ voice came one last time, tired and laughing:
“Next time, bigger tent.”
The stars burned overhead.
And the rest of the campsite decided, unanimously and silently, that whatever happened in Coach and Wells’ tent was between them.
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