#coac

Serenity

yoooooooooooo he's coming backkkkkkkk. This channel has been silent for SIX YEARS. Give this show some love however you can

https://twitter.com/directioner5_9/status/1437735683230089220?s=19

DISCLAIMER this is NEGATIVE AND DEPRESSING.

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Yep Yep Yep wanna see my terror chaos powerpoint where all the songparallel brainwaves go because yeaaa same bro same:

You know what absolutely breaks me? Knowing Sign Of The Times is over 4 years old now.

It's the first fking thing he did when he went solo. Crying out he's got to get away from the situation he's in, with hope that the end is near, saying "we should open up before it's all too much", and they haven't opened up, it's been years, and much has piled on. Knowing that song is FOUR YEARS OLD and seeing where he's at. Seeing what the world thinks he's about. Who he's with. Seeing pap walks. Fucking hand holding pap walks in 2021. Fucking kissing yachtgate bullshit in 2021. Look where he's at. He hasn't. They haven't. Instead, they've been screaming in silence, getting louder, almost just ironically loud like "it doesn't matter how loud I get I'm still where I was".

And it is About. Damn. Time. So let's get it. Just a little reminder of this rehearsal right here:

Which was at least partly filmed on the same day as this (credit for superior work ethic, gentlemen):

And then, assuming wardrobe and timing are correct (they are I'm just being a snot) WE HAVE:

AND OH MY STARS AND GARTERS Y'ALL. This was uploaded later, in a really weird little "oops we're gonna just sliiiide this right past official channels" kind of way. Eyeball the credits of all the linked Bangtan videos and you tell me. But it's my theory that someone - likely Jungkook - wanted this video seen.

And that's NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH JIMIN, uhhhh.... sir. Young man. Get that *motions vaguely* whole zipper area thing under control. Or turn off the camera... oh. OKAY THEN.

Y'all can call that a wardrobe problem if it makes you feel less cringey about it. Random Acts of Anatomy exist, though. Still, I kept the sizes small, we don't need stuff getting bigger up in here on today.

As if that wasn't even enough we also have the FESTA performance of COAC itself within the next 24-48 hours (credit to me please steal it you are welcome):

AND then, roughly the same time frame give or take a day or two depending on the shooting schedule, we have this:

I had paragraphs written on all this. I had essays and dissertations, kids. I SPENT A WEEK OR SO FILLING PAGES WITH THOUGHTS AND NOTES ON THE CHOREO OKAY. Brian Puspos would have been so proud. Drake himself would have sent me a gift basket. BUT. After looking and reading all my bullshit and looking some more, I decided that sometimes we just need to let the Jeon-Parks speak for themselves. We don't do that enough, just sit back and observe and go "huh" and come up with conclusions that aren't being fed to us. I trust that your eyes work as well as mine.

Sometimes we don't pick up what the boys are putting down. Sometimes the camera cuts away.

oh i am SO glad you asked

coac is the abbreviation for a musical called the civility of albert cashier, which is about a trans civil war soldier (and it’s based on a true story!!). it was a regional musical in chicago in like...2017 and hasn’t gone to broadway at all (though i am still holding out hope) so the fandom is pretty small. it’s one of my favorite musicals tho, i saw it live (several times,,,,) bc i live in chicago.