Absolutely loved the NSFW, But could you also do the SFW plzπ completely up to you!
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(m!reader / stoner skater bf with a lazy heart of gold)
note: This oneβs SFW for the soft bois and fluff lovers! Want the NSFW? Check the last post or send me a lilβ ask and I gotchu :3
β§ The lowest maintenance boyfriend on Earth. You gave him a hug once and he decided you were his soulmate.
β§ All it takes to keep him happy is a compliment and some fries.
β§ Doesnβt know how to flirt, just sends dry-ass βu upβ texts and calls it romantic.
β§ Talks about you constantly. Even people who donβt know you know you.
β§ Shows you every weird video he finds on MySpace like itβs life-changing. βBabe look, LOOKβhe puts hot Cheetos on ramen.β
β§ Will NOT shut up once heβs comfortable with you.
β§ Makes you play Minecraft with him and builds you ugly little dirt houses that he thinks are cute.
β§ βI made this for u. It has a lil farm. And a couch. I think.β
β§ Takes you on βskate datesβ but he cannot skateboard to save his life. Still insists on trying to teach you.
β§ Gives you his hoodie even when itβs hot out. It smells like cheap weed and Axe body spray.
β§ Always wants to be near you. Leaning on your shoulder, laying on your chest, draped across your lapβheβs like a big lazy cat.
β§ Says βI love youβ mid-convo like he just remembered. βYeah so anyway I was thinking of dyeing my hair greenβlove you btw.β
β§ Youβre his whole world. Even if heβs an idiot, heβs your idiot.
note: Crispin is the type to miss you even when youβre in the same room. Dumb, loyal, and yours forever.
