chuck and lucy for the ship thing wiNK WONK
Rate the Ship - Â Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iâm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letâs do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - if the government has any say, forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - slowly. Â very, very slowly
How was their first kiss? - angry and messy and lucy was crying
Who is the best man/men? - nate (?)
Who is the braidâs maid(s)? - susan
Who did the most planning? - they were kind of equal there
Who stressed the most? - lucy
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - jack bass and harold + alberta scrubb
Who is on top? - it varies. Â wildly
Who is the one to instigate things? - usuaully lucy
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head
How long do they normally last? - depends on how busy they are
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - definitely
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - one
How many children will they adopt? - possibly one
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - lucy
Who is the stricter parent? - chuck
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - chuck
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - lucy
Who is the more loved parent? -Â
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - lucy
Who cried the most at graduation? - lucy
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - chuck
Who does the most cooking? - they both cook as minimally as possible
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - lucy
Who does the grocery shopping? - again, neither if they can avoid it
How often do they bake desserts? - lucy bakes at least every other weekend
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - lucy is a vegetarian so
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - lucy
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - chuck
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - lucy
Who cleans the room? - lucy
Who is really against chores? - chuck
Who cleans up after the pets? - chuck
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - chuck
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - lucy
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lucy
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - lucy
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - chuck
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - lucy insists on doing it every holiday, every year
What are their goals for the relationship? - to make it
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - if theyâre together, both of them
Who plays the most pranks? - neither tbh
