#cmonstepuptotheplate

Joey: You always manage to stay so positive. You always believe things are going to work out. How do you do it? Henry: Well, I’ll tell you my secret, sir. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say everything’s going to be okay, but I’m lying. -Joey tries to leave but Henry grabs him by the shoulder- Henry: And I don’t know how much longer I can do it. Joey: Henry: Have a swell night!

Randy: Eh, probably. I’d be more surprised if he didn’t try. But he is slightly less annoying than you, so -shrugs at Alison-

Alison: If you hate Joey so much, come join our side. Randy: You’re correct, but that ain’t happening. I have standards.

Joey: Eva has depression? Isn’t that a fancy way to say she’s sad? Michael: Joey, for once, shut up

Michael: -just being a strong boi- Norman: Henry, what are you feeding that kid?!

Norman: The door’s stuck. Michael: I got it! -punches the door straight off the hinges-

Ink!Joey: How did none of you hear what I just said? Henry: I’ve been zoned out for the past 2 hours. Eva: I got distracted half way through. Randy: I’ve made the conscious choice not to listen to you

//burnt umber, Snatcher