Clyde: Yeah, sorry dude Things’ve been pretty weak lately. Didn’t really feel like makin’ it blog business but Bebe and I broke up a few months ago. Don’t get me wrong though, she’s still one of my best friends and shit so there’s no hard feelings. It just wasn’t working out for either of us...

Clyde: As for me and Kevin, we’ve been hangin’ out more since then. He’s been trying to teach me how to play some of the weird ass games he dedicates his life to. D&D wasn’t so bad but I swear some of this shit...

Kevin: Do you get it now?

Clyde: Uhhhh...I need to go to the parlor to find the candlestick or something, right?

Kevin: ...forget it. Just fucking-...

Kevin: Is THIS more up your alley?