A pretty strange ask, but... can you write some soft yandere Russia headcanons, please? People mostly imagine him as a very cruel yan, but I think its not close to reality at all. He just wants someone to with him and I highly doubt that he would want to hurt his loved one.
Also, your writing is great! I enjoyed reading everything you wrote, awesome job!
soft yandere russia headcanons
content warning: unhealthy obssessive behaviour, gaslighting, emotional manipulation, violence and mentions of death
thank you for requesting! though this may not be to your expectations, as i'm not the best with yandere content :') also this turned out to be general yandere headcanons for him oops-
At first, you two were total strangers who only ever saw each other at international conferences and meetings. But you began helping him with small things, giving him the slightest well-meaning attention and he is enamored with you. This desperate need for love stemmed from the fact that everyone heās ever had left him - his sisters, his fellow Soviet members. Russia is a lonely nation.
Stalking. Itās actually impressive how well he does this without being found out despite his big frame. Russia thinks this is actually an act of love.
Isnāt the type to actively spoil you, but will give you anything that he can afford. Once, he ripped out his own heart and hands it to you, fresh and bloodied. He also rips out his other body parts, though mainly organs, such as his liver, lungs and kidneys. Also nearly ripped his own left eye out to give it to you (was fortunately stopped). Russia thinks that itās a show of devotion, to sacrifice oneās own flesh and blood for oneās partner. While itās very sweet and all, you wish he didnāt take it so literallyā¦
And youāre absolutely right about him never wanting to hurt his darling - after all, theyāre the love of his life! Why would he ever want to make an angel cry? However, he will hurt others who get in the way.
People notice that Russia stops hovering over his āfriendsā (i.e. Lithuania, Czechia, Latvia), and they take pity on you - Russiaās latest victim. You donāt believe this, because in your eyes, Russia has been nothing but kind to you, and on some degree you felt like you have to take care of him because Russiaās such a poor soul, isolated from the rest of the world, for the world rejects him, and no one deserves to suffer like that. And yet itās your own kindness thatās your undoing, as Russia only falls even harder every time you show him the tiniest touch of kindness.
Of course, Belarus, too, notices his sudden interest in you, and begins to get suspicious, as she knows that look in his eyes all too well. Itās the same one that she sees every time she looks into the mirror - of longing, of sickly, twisted passion for her beloved. But you? Her darling brother harboring feels for you out of all people?
Belarus seethes with rage, clutching all the hidden blades she has on her body. She is more than ready to slit your throat right then and there. Honestly, Belarus really doesnāt want to waste her time with someone like you, but obstacles were obstacles. Nothing personal.
You begin to notice the strange salty taste in your water. The feeling that youāre being watched at night. Eyes boring holes in your back in the shower. Your clothes going missing, then returned full of scratches, holes and dripping red. This is another downside to having Russia obsessed with you, because you get a 2-in-1 package. Not only you have to deal with one yandere, you get two after you for two very different reasons.
Russia finds out, and does not ignore her like he usually does, no, he yells at Belarus. His voice thunders through the room, and Belarus flinches, but she doesnāt falter. There are tears streaming down her eyes, as she screams at him. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
Russia tries his best to control himself, but before he knew it, his sisterās white, porcelain skin has turned into a violent shade of blue. He looks down. His hands were on Belarusās throat, pinning her against the wall. She claws on his large hands, choking out his name in disbelief.
His heart stops. Russia lets go of his sister, and she crumples down like a rag doll. His mind races a hundred miles, but nothing registers in his mind, not even Belarusās violent, hacking coughs as she tries to breathe just any bit of air at all in. The entire world seemed spun, and Russia closes the door behind himself - closing off his sisterās cries from the rest of the world.
At times, Russia doesnāt even notice his own behaviour - intimidating others, promising to do⦠things to them should they interfere with your relationship. You may notice Estonia giving you the cold shoulder after this, along with your close friends, who blabber half-hearted excuses to get away from you.
Hushed voices hang in the air, whispering about how Russia found himself a new toy to chew on and spit out later. Poor thing. They donāt deserve such misery, they donāt deserve to be with such a monster.
There have been several attempts to, ah, warn you of your current predicament. But youāre always left confused of what they were all about, as before the nation could say anything, Russia will always be there. Always. With his usual bright, angelic smile, pressing a soft kiss to your temple and then disappearing along with a nation to have a little talk. The nation never meets your eyes again.
Itās honestly laughable. You reach out to save him from loneliness, and now you were the one facing ostracization. But you donāt know that, do you? All you saw was everyone in your life leaving you - everyone but Russia, who stays and comforts you, just like how youād come into his life with open arms.
You find yourself staying inside all the time, because what is there outside? Nothing. No one is there anymore. No one but Russia, who comes home every day, always with a welcoming smile for you no matter what he had to endure outside.
He wipes your tears away. Itās just the two of you against the world now. Whatās that? A speck of red on his coat? Oh, he was being clumsy and cut himself earlier, thereās no need to worry about that. Just focus on breathing slowly now, youāll be safe in his arms.
Safe forever.
Thunder boomed. Lightning flashed. Raindrops banged and crashed against the windows, but they were nowhere near as loud as the sound of your heart pounding noisily inside your chest as you tiptoed down the hallway, the gift well-hidden behind your back. Watering them before plucking seemed like a good idea at the time, but now the backside of your shirt was soaking wet.
Your eyes darted around. Just there on Earth was he? The carpet would be drenched if you couldnāt find him soon. Yet you let out a small giggle. The surprised look on his face when you show him would be gloriousā¦
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You shrieked and turned around to see none other than the light-haired man smiling at you sweetly. āIvan! Good morning to you, too! The, um, weather todayās very⦠nice⦠isnāt it?ā Forced laughter left your throat.
Russia giggled. āYou do know that there is storm outside, Гаā½Ā²ā¾?ā
āI- yes, I do, I- wellā¦āĀ Catās out of the bag.Ā No point in trying to hide it anymore.Ā You showed him the flowers, fresh and teeming with life. The vibrant yellow did not fit the solemn atmosphere, where Victorian-esque walls loomed, suffocating you with the dark of the storm.
Russiaās smile faded. You could see the gears in his head turn as his eyes grew bigger and bigger. āSunflowers,ā he said. āMy favourite.ā
The bouquet shook in your hands. Your eyes trained on the ground. āI grew some for you,ā you admitted. āOf course, that may be the reason why they look kind of sad compared to the ones at the flower shops- Actually, thinking back about it, I shouldāve bought the sunflowers instead of growing them myself because while doing it yourself makes the gift feel more special, the recipient doesnāt always necessarily want your lousy handmade gift, so- Mmph!ā
Russia practically lunged forward to swipe you into a hug. He didnāt seem to mind the flowers getting crushed. āIt is the thought that counts, (Name). Thank you. Thank you so much.ā
āIā¦ā Warmth flooded your cheeks, and you buried your face into his touch. āYeah. Thanks, Rus.ā
Water from the flowers soaked into the fronts of your shirts, but you couldnāt care less. All that mattered was you being in Russiaās gentle arms. So warm and kind. If only you could stay this way foreverā¦
ā(Name)!ā
Latviaās voice echoed through the halls. You looked over to see the small man in the doorway, nearly stumbling over because of the enormous stack of papers in his hands.
āCould you come here for a moment? I need you to fill out these docume-ā His eyes widened at the sight of your current situation. āOh! Good morning, Mr. Russia, I see youāre kind of busy hugging (Name)- Wait, no, nevermind, Iāll leave you two alone!ā He scrambled out of sight, papers flying everywhere in the halls.
You tried to move, but Russiaās grip on you suddenly tightened. āRussiaā¦?ā Your voice faltered. āThe flowers are going to get crushedā¦ā
āStay with me,ā he mumbled.
āBut-ā
āPlease.ā
āIāll give you double the hugs when I finish,ā you insisted.
His lips trembled on your neck. āPromise?ā
āPromise.ā
His embrace only got tighter, like a cage closing on around you, yet you still managed to wiggle out, even just by a bit. āDip them in water, okay? Iāll be right back.ā You gave him a small kiss on the cheek and ran after Latvia.
Russia stood with only your sunflowers to keep him company as he watched your form grow smaller and smaller until you were finally gone. He looked at the gift. Some were crushed beyond recognition, but others were completely fine. These flowers carried the color of joy, the color of warmth, the color of sunshine. The color of your love for him.
He pressed a kiss to the bouquet. Latvia was going to regret this later.
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feliz aniversĆ”rio! some short headcanons for portugalās birthday!
Honestly, Portugal doesnāt expect much when it comes to his birthday. He used to be really excited when he was younger, but now things have changed, and Portugal only sees it as a reminder of how fast time passes. As such, he doesnāt celebrate it when the day comes.
Portugal simply lets the day play out, smiling and laughing in his usual relaxed manner. Look closely and youāll see the smallest droop of his shoulders, that little cloud behind his eyes - no, heās alright, thanks for asking! Heās just feeling a little melancholic today, thatās all.
Itās mainly up to you, England and Macau to make him celebrate his birthday, because no matter what anyone says, Portugal would put down all offers, insisting that itās just a day like any other.
The job is split between you three, with Chen pouring his heart and soul into preparing the food and decorations, Arthur organizing anything he gets his hands on so that everything goes perfectly that night while you try to keep Portugalās attention away from the surprise. Itās all extremely complex and intricate business because you all know that under his laidback demeanour, Portugal isĀ very perceptive.
And he knows that you know. Portugal just keeps quiet just to mess with you.
Itās no surprise that he really likes talking and can hold a conversation for hours on end, so naturally, you latch onto that. However, just for today, Portugal will be one asking you curt and short questions only just to see you attempt some outlandish response as to why England hasnāt been sending him letters for the past few days, heās starting to get worried.
Prepare a long,Ā longĀ list of subjects that you can use to distract him with becauseĀ godĀ will this man mess around with you so bad while wearing that innocent smile.
Portugal will have brought his phone with him specifically just to t̵h̵r̵e̵a̵t̵e̵n̵ ask you if he should call Macau because he knows that Macau and England are decorating the house with his favourite flowers. This man thrives on seeing your panicked expression as you try to beat around the bush.
When the hour finally comes, Portugal acts all shocked when he sees confetti thrown at him, the house decorated and a feast prepared. Wow, you guys all did this for him? This is amazing! ā¦What do you mean heās known all this time? No, this is completely new to him- okay, yeah, you got him. Your acting was really good though, couldāve fooled him!
Yet maybe that surprise isnāt entirely feigned. This happens every year, Portugal knows that but deep inside, Portugal is an insecure man, he feels like heās weak and incompetent, so when he sees that people still cherish and care for him, he feels so⦠happy. This feeling of pure warmth and joy is something he doesnāt mind getting used to.
Portugal is just really happy that you all care enough about him to go all this way just to celebrate with him :)
France x america x englang, write whatever you want
frusuk domestic headcanons
pairing: france/england/america
content. fluff, romance
first request on this blog! iāll go with domestic headcanons for this one, and sorry if it's not up to your expectations, i'm more used to writing reader inserts
A polygamous relationship, but a hella chaotic one. There doesnāt go a day where there isnāt a childish quarrel between two of them, maybe even three if the other oneās in the mood
Argument pairs include the two classics of France-England and England-America
If they live in a house, then France will obviously not let the other two set a single step inside the kitchen. America could be the exception sometimes, but England? Hell no, that British cooking is not getting into his kitchen for as long as he lives.
āOur kitchen, France.ā āPlease, since were you a communist?ā
Of course, breakfasts are exempt from this rule, as an English breakfast is tolerable in Franceās dictionary, and France is not an early riser so it would usually be England who prepares breakfast.
France aināt complaining though, he gets to see England looking cute in an apron and avoid food poisoning.
America just eats everything his lovers prepare. Like, literally anything would do. Franceās amazing, delicious, superb and delightful cooking? In his stomach, no questions asked. Englandās yee-ass meals? Good food, heās full, gonna wash the dishes now.
They have matching mugs. They do not know how it got in, probably gifts from friends, but they are now an important part of the household. Drinks are always divided in the mugs, and America refuses to get his coffee from anything other than his mug.
As mentioned earlier, France is not an early riser. He likes to take his time in the morning to ensure the day is relaxing and enjoyable, from the start to finish. This pisses England off because itās nine in the morning, why the hell is he still in the bathroom!? The foodās getting cold!
The Frenchmanās bedroom is very aesthetic, right down to the curtains and cupboards, incorporating warm and light shades of gold, cream and brown.
Ornate mirrors, gold patterning, velvet and silken sheets - seriously, the guy even has a chandelier in his bedroom. Heās just that extra.
It would probably smell like the various perfumes he keeps in there and his own natural scent.
Americaās room has a bookshelf filled to the brim with comic books, particularly the superhero genre. Heās very proud of the fact that heās got so many original editions of comics.
However, France does not dare to look at Americaās room as it is also filled with so much technology, from computers to monitors to tablets and mouse and speakers and good god, what is that mass amount of black worms tangled up together?!
America does not how to do cable management.
Englandās bedroom is very neat, tidy and minimalistic. There arenāt many decors, documents are stacked neatly on one side of the desk, and his smart devices which are equally well-kept - macbook polished and charger tied in a neat circle. he also has a collection of books heās kept throughout the centuries.
He prefers to only use them when necessary (even with his smartphone), opting to spend his time doing something else like reading or playing with his magical friends (or reading to them, itās a good idea).
It saddens England to know that Americaās in the room next door while he reads stories to his magical friends, as England usually read him bedtime stories every night before their separation.
Speaking of which, you can find the fairytale creatures all over the house, whether it be lounging on the couch or in the bathroom s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ applying Franceās beauty products.
Sometimes, America has nightmares. They can range from reliving his trauma to nonsensical ones (his hamburger turning against him and chasing him). He wakes up in cold sweat and immediately thinks of coming over to one of his loversā rooms for the night, but swallows the urge to because of his insecurities - even if the relationship has been on for a while now, he doesnāt want to be seen as vulnerable.
Whenever they go out, France would stop the other two at the door and turn them back because good lord what are those outfits!? Not to worry though, heās got them covered in the fashion department, and if they still donāt have suitable clothes they can always borrow from his wardrobe! Be quiet England, theyāll be fashionable late to the appointment, literally.
Americaās health also gets better through a series of adjustments, discourse and explosive arguments (mainly the latter two) about the sheer amount of crap thatās in the hamburgers and milkshakes that he inhales daily. Even England is horrified.
The only time of day when England and France truly seem to be at peace (other than about Americaās diet) is when they partake in daily afternoon tea parties. Sharing treats and the other kind of tea on the countries is very relaxing for the two of them, and lately Americaās joining the tea culture with them, too. If only heād contain his excitement and stop breaking teacups, thoughā¦