#clumsy robot

[Apple: Short answer: yes, he' truly evil, long answer: it's complicated...]

[Apple: Don’t get me wrong I do not care about his abusive family family, or how Ness ditched him. He did a lot of horrible things and that’s what count.]

[Apple: But…Well…Porky is a creep, in most timelines anyway, yet our Porky acts way creepier than the others. He’s not only more delusional, but he’s also more paranoid!]

[Apple: He isolate himself in his safe room, never letting anyone in, expect for those summoned by him. Also, he has a “Big brother” like view on the city, he talks to himself…]

[Apple: And then there is his obsession with taking people from other timelines. And I know most Porkies do this to have more soldiers, but we already have enough soldiers and because of this we had problems with overpopulation, forcing us to enlarge the city. So ... to put it simply he kidnaps people because he can!]

[Apple: Then there’s… The whole… “anomalies” situation… Ok that’s more of a personal issue, as I have an eye… on all of the events of the timelines… But there are… people that come from the past of this timeline, a place where Porky can’t go]

[Apple: Why am I bringing up all of this…stuff? Well… It’s because I…I have a suspicion that maybe… and I say maybe… Porky is not the only one in control of the empire… And considering the anomalies… I think that…Porky may be getting the power to mess with the timeline’s past from this unknown… Unknown… ehm… figure…]

Apple: Maybe it’s just me and I am over thinking things…

 OH MY GOD I FINALLY FINISHED IT!!! Thanks @earthboundfan10 for having the patience of a saint and also thank you for the ask!

Giygas: Oh... Ehm... Well... Thank you... I guess... Also sorry for electrocuting your hand ...

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[Listen up you little piece of scrap: I. Am. NOT giving him back his fried, bleeding and burned hand. So... SHUT. UP.]

Giygas: Just think of what sort of poor figure I'd cut if I told him! So you follow my orders, give the hand to Belch and we ne- WAIT IS THIS THING STILL RECORDING?!

All the answers I ever needed about the Clumsy Robot.