Sep 6, 2014
Yo quiero comer tu culo
Gracias, puta
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Yo quiero comer tu culo
Gracias, puta
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you are over exceedingly attractive
Thank you omfg :)
Fmk Me, Michelle Obama, and Alex from OITNB (the character not the actress)
F: Alex hardcore
M: You
K: Michelle (but i really love michelle she tried to make me fit)
send me FMKs, wyr, stories, au, fanfic, pickup lines, flirt, sexual stuff, jokes, gossip, advice, any questions for sleepover sunday
Tagged by moriarty-grotto
Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked and then write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
1. What’s your favorite book?
This is impossible. Probably The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. The feels man.
2. What was it about your best friend that made you like them?
*Sherlock voice* I don't have friends.
Erm, I dunno. Introvert unitedness.
3. The worst movie you have ever seen and why it sucked.
Kangaroo Jack. I don't even remember why but I hate it with a passion.
4. If you had a chance to live in the universe of a book/t.v. show/movie, which would you pick?
BBC Sherlock. How is that even a question? Most other fandoms are wwaaayyy too dangerous.
5. Your favorite game?
I don't really play many games. But I guess dirty little secret: Wizard101. Yep. Yeaaahhh. I don't play much but yep.
6. Tell me a story from your childhood!
When I lived in the boonies of Georiga (y'all), I lived backed up to a forest. We had a zipline. The neighbors had go-karts and wooden swords. We played barefoot. Once my sister and I found a strange orb in the forest. While she was looking at it it popped. Turns out it was a pink paintball. That sucker stained her for days XD
7. Do a headstand. This is not a question, DO IT RIGHT NOW
Alas, I only managed a donkey kick.
8. A headcanon for your OTP?
Don't have one, sorry.
9. Would you rather die by fire or ice?
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice,
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire,
But if I had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that destruction ice
Is also great,
And would suffice.
~R.Frost
10. Tell me about your scars.
Right elbow: Tripped because I was trying to avoid being tripped by my friends because my shoelace was undone.
Right knee: Road rash from minibike crash at ~15mph on gravel.
Probably more that I don't remember.
11. How are you today??
Okay.
New questions:
1. Do you have someone who you are romantically attracted to?
2. Did you have an emo/scene phase and if so, when?
3. Who are your favourite music artists?
4. What do you want to be when you "grow up"?
5. Favourite book?
6. What culture do you identify with?
7. Day or night?
8. What is your OTP?
9. What is your NOTP?
10. Do you like/want children?
11. Is there someone you wished you didn't want away from?
fmk barack obama, betty white, tumblr user clumbreon
fuck you
marry obama
kill betty white
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where can i purchase said umbreon hoodie
An Umbreon hoodie in real life? I suggest looking at my plushie guide, I have some hoodie makers there. c:
The Umbreon hoodies mentioned in that last ask I answered though, are drawings I made as valentines (you can see them if you look here). They were a limited time offer and I am not making anymore. I might do another follower request thing in the future, but not anytime soon.
If you want a commission that is done similarly to the valentines, I'd be willing to talk it over, but I probably wouldn't be drawing anything until near the end of April (for that is when my exams are over).
so, good news, setti. (i'm not sure if you remember my single/loser story but) I got in contact with a friend of mine recently who i really like and we may be a thing if i can convince him to do some out of school dating type shit.
Awwww yay I'm so happy for you! Seee, things work out.
yeah hey mama setti so i see you give out a good amount of life advice and i'd like to hear an opinion. ya see, i've been noticing a lot of people dating and stuff (i'm sure you can tell where this is going), and single blah. Everyone says i'm really nice, and attractive, and pretty cool and all but haha i haven't had a steady relationship and i'm 17. am i a loser / what should i do? like, i know i should wait, but sometimes i think i should do reckless things.
You aren't a loser. If you don't really currently have a crush or anything I wouldn't let it bother you too bad. It's fine to not be in a relationship yet, but if you become interested in somebody you can try to talk to them and see where that goes. What do ya mean by reckless things?