#clownbox

LOL I kinda did react to it when I said “I wanna know who at Fusebox has worms for brains” bc I meant it. I really just have so many thoughts, not all of them “insightful.” Here’s a quick list:

1) Rafi is BOLD. The man bought and WORE swim shorts that have an area with extra fabric for his d*ck. You can see the seams and everything! It’s hilarious because if you replay season 1 rn, there’s a white square censoring all the men’s bulges. I literally cannot stop staring at Rafi’s d*ck area because it’s just... what? Who decided this? Why draw this out? So many questions. Personality-wise, he seems annoying. I didn’t pay diamonds to get to know him, but I might in my replay I’m doing (bc as more days come out, it just fuels my desire to write a whole fic for the entire season)

2) I think someone else said it but Rafi’s sprites for his emotions are the most chaotic thing I’ve seen. CRYING??? WITH TEARS!!!!??? I was literally on the floor just.... laughing my ass off.

3) Lily? Lily who? She looks like she’s wearing underwear, not a swim suit. The swimsuit is UGLY. Her haircut makes her look like she’d either be a hobby baker (like she bakes her own bread and shit) OR like she’d start throwing stuff at you bc you told her that she needed to wear a mask. Why are her nails neon green with her outfit??? Who decided that? She really could’ve had some potential... but no. I don’t even remember what her night time outfit was (if we even saw it) but I wanna BET it’s ugly too. A THREAT? Please.

4) It’s really interesting to me how everyone in the Villa has been like “let’s all get along and be friends” but won’t say SHIT to lily when she’s grafting on your LI. What happened to being friends? What happened to Iona/Miki owing you for saving them? I need to be able to address this somehow next week, but I have zero faith that Fusebox will actually do it in a way that’s cathartic. I feel for those who are still apathetic to all the LIs this season so they don’t care so much, but I NEED to slap her or something. (Rafi would get hit too if it was him trying to graft on Tai. My wrath is indiscriminate).

5) Your bestie implying that they’ve seen your partner not be loyal to your MC and then they won’t tell you WHY? Shady. Minji would have pushed that until Viv was SWEATING. And if Viv was able to handle Minji coming at her ass, you KNOW she would let Viv know exactly how messed up that is. How are you going to just let your “bestie” be mugged off like that? I’m mad again just thinking about this lol.

6) I don’t understand why Fusebox decided to make EVERY LI have the EXACT same storyline, dialogue, and decisions on Day 9. It makes it PAINFULLY obvious that characterization and personalities don’t matter, which... doesn’t make any sense considering you miss out on details about people if you don’t choose to be with them/be their bestie. It makes the replay value higher, but not if you’re going to shove plot points that don’t make sense for certain LIs. Harry is VERY competitive and even says that “this would be a waste of time if he doesn’t win the show” but he wants to win with you... so why make him act like he would actually let his head get turned when it would screw him over in the competition? AJ was HURT if you were with her and you would flirt with other people. She was smitten with your MC as soon as she saw her, so why make it seem like Rafi could turn her head. TAI WAS OVER THE MOON WITH YOUR MC’S VOICE (a detail, by the way, that I actually praised Fusebox for giving us because it SHOWED HIS CHARACTER). He was so taken by her that he fucks you not just behind the waterfall but IN THE MAIN BEDROOM WITH EVERYONE TO THE POINT YOUR MC MOANS OUT LOUD (“COCKY WITH THE STAMINA TO MATCH” CAN WE GET AN AMEN). Like, yeah, he could’ve seemed like a player, but he (and a lot of other LIs) had made it a point to make sure you wanted them and now all of a sudden they’re having trouble calling you the hottest one on the island??????? THEY FORGET YOUR MC’S NAME? Bitch, if you don’t make it make sense...

7) WE ARE ON DAY 9/12 and DAY 12 IS THE FINALE. WHAT THEY F*CCCCKKKKKKKKKKK. Like.... does no one at fusebox understand pacing? Why are you making shit start to blow up NOW? We have two, 2.... TWO DAYS until the FINALE. This should be when couples are finally SETTLING DOWN not IMPLODING. MY MC HAD SEX WITH TAI WITHIN HOURS OF KNOWING HIM. And to imply that your LI cheated????? Do they want to get jumped? Do they have a death wish? THIS IS BASIC STORYTELLING THAT FUSEBOX IS FAILING DRAMATICALLY IN: pacing, characters, interest, conflict, realistic romantic relationship building (building trust and finding common interests and attraction, Fusebox is forgetting that we have yet to really build trust with anyone yet. But they decided to shit on that idea with day 9 and the whole “will LI’s head be turned?” BULLSHITE.)

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANNOY U ON TWITTER NOW

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I HAVENT REMADE YET IM WAITING TO SEE IF THEY DECLINE M E