Some silly incorrect quotes from the official Autumns Hollow doc
Basil: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Luka: ...
Luka: What a stupid fucking quote.
Luka: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Luka: Go fuck yourself.
Basil, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Clover: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Autumn: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
Autumn: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Clover: That doesn't exist.
Autumn: Not with that attitude.
Autumn: Wow, they really hate us.
Clover: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Autumn: But we’re not gay, Clover.
Clover:
Autumn:
Clover: We’re not?
Clover: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Autumn: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Clover: Nice.
Autumn: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Clover: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Autumn: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
Luka: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Basil: What makes you say that?
Luka: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Basil: Luka... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Luka: *screams in anger*
Basil: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Basil: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Luka: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Clover: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Autumn: Rock also defeats baby.
Luka: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Luka: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
Literally everyone: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
