HELLO!! I hope your doing well today! This is the first ask I’ve ever done so I’m not sure if this is right or not??? But would you be comfortable with writing overstim with a character(s) of your choice from the twst cast? I’m not picky about whoever is picked, but, if possible, an afab reader? THANK YOUU 🙏🙏
Thank you for your patience and the request🩷 I hope you like it😋
🪔 WOULD BE SO PATHETIC. EASILY OVERSTIMULATED N°1.
🪔brown tip with a little bit of pink in the center, super leaky :'(((
🪔a simple caress at his tip would have his hips bucking and his hands grabbing a pillow to cover his red face.
🪔A WHINER!! try as he might to hold it back but the way you take him in your mouth and jerk the rest of his pretty little cock off has him begging you for some pussy like a desperate puppy, he just wants to be your good boy. You'll be nice to him right :'((??
🪔but if you want to ge extra mean to the poor baby try edging him.
🪔he'll try acting above it, like you don't have that much control above him when in reality he'll do anything for you to let him cum. Just rutting into the air, come on get the hint!
SENSITIVE AREAS: Tip especially when caressed or when your tongue flattens out on it. Also ears, loves when you whisper praises in his ears. Gets his poor cock extra hard when he's already too fucked out.
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👑VIL SCHOENHEIT
🦚now I personally believe vil likes being the dominant one in all his relationships so it would be him overstimming you.
🦚but for the sake of this let's pretend you got your way. Maybe you begged him prettily for long enough or he's just intrigued by what you'd do.
🦚I feel like he'd try to control his reactions like jamil but he's more successful as he's an actor and all.
🦚POWER BOTTOM!!
🦚eggs you on saying shit like "awww spudling you can do better" or "pathetic I let you get on top of me just for you to disappoint" when in reality you have him shooting blanks.
🦚expect alot of breathy moaning and wiggling. I'd tie his hands if I where you, he likes to retaliate LOL. What a brat.
SENSITIVE AREAS: his balls trustttt. Caress, lick, kiss them and he's genuine putty in your hands. Like world class model vil schoenheit who? Also tingles if you run your hands on his v line, he likes the sensuality of it all.
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🐉MALLEUS DRACONIA
⛈️OH BOY WHAT DID U GET YOURSELF INTO😭😭
⛈️when I tell you this man is INSATIABLE . Like get serious you're not overstimulating HIM.
⛈️he'll be soooo smug about it too. "I thought you wished to tire me out child of man, seems like youre the one threatening to give out" he'll say through a smirk peering down at you with his o' so delicious bedroom eyes.
⛈️what a stinker. Please sit on his face to shut him up. He's a freak he'll like it anyway.
⛈️I feel like the only true way to get a grip on him is to sit on it girl. Like if you ride him he's ENGAGED.
⛈️cowgirl is his favorite he likes watching your titts bounce as you please him. I think he also overstims mentally more than he does physically. Like the idea of not having you naked and all over him has him striking lightning on the poor souls outside :((( have some mercy pls.
⛈️A GROWLER!! literally just on that bed huffing and puffing for you. And dw he WILL be blowing you away ;)
SENSITIVE AREAS: base of his tail. I will not be elaborating. Also scratch his head and back during missionary he'll show you what the hell he's a dragon for.
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🦁LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
🌅Believe it or not easily overstimulated N°2
🌅naturally speaking, lions in the wild last a very short while. A couple of minutes at most. So much so the females bite them so they can go again. And we're talking about a lion beastman here.
🌅another growler and if you're not careful he might just pounce on you and get his greedy predator claws on you. I think he grunts through clenched teeth alot too.
🌅also he has HEAVYYYY breeder balls, look just cuz he's pathetic and can't get his dick up again without a break doesn't mean he's not pumping a goooood load in you first.
🌅BLANK SHOOTING KING. He already gave you all his cum can you just leave this poor mangy lion alone :'(((
🌅Crashes down on you and nuzzles into your neck after every load :( baby there's no need for effort he's drunk off your pussy's scent alone
SENSITIVE AREAS: base of his cock, loves the creamy ring that forms around it. Gets him weak in the knees. Also tug his tail and he'll go from king of the jungle to a needy cub real quick, it's kinda hilarious really.
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🦐FLOYD LEECH
🪸shrimpyyyy you're so mean :(((
🪸easily overstimulated N°3. He's overstimulated during normal interactions anyway what did you think was gonna happen😭😭
🪸RESTRAIN HIM I BEG. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. Push him around too hard and he's trying to bite a chunk of your shoulder off, listen it's not his fault he's just a gross and slimy eel and his mate is being a meanie :((
🪸cums ALOT like ALOT. Goey and thick. Also a pathetic whimperer. Begs sooo sweetly.
🪸just imagine this absolute hunk of a man going "ehhh shrimpy I've been a good boy :'(" HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY OKAY!!!
🪸also a chronic bed humper. He'd be eating you out and humping all gross on the bed :/
SENSITIVE AREAS: caress the back of his neck and his abs and he's shivering and whining for you. Could cum from that alone.
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🐙AZUL ASHENGROTTO
🤍Bro is the type to ask you to call him when you get home safely and panic if you don't.
🤍Bro is the type to get you a bouquet of your favorite flowers and keep one for himself so he knows when it's wilted and time to get you a new one.
🤍Bro is the type to take you in lavish and expensive dates, even flying you out. If you ever complain saying it's too much he'll tell you it's what he works so hard for.
🤍Bro is the type to get offended when he gives you his card for a shopping spree and not get a massive bank statement in return. His money is yours to spend.
🤍Bro is the type to seethe in jealousy seeing you with other men. Will make sure the guy is fired from his job, whisking you for a gateway to make you forget all about the incident.
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🪼JADE LEECH
🩵Bro is the type to stare at your face with a small smile whenever you speak, trying to commit it all into memory.
🩵Bro is the type to only let you touch him.
🩵Bro is the type to bring you home to his parents and present you quite proudly.
🩵Bro is the type to teases you endlessly just to see you squirm and blush.
🩵Bro is the type to gift you a custom perfume and keep a small vial for himself so he can always have you with him.
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🪼FLOYD LEECH
💙Bro is the type to slack off during basketball but lock in for you.
💙Bro is the type to be mean to everyone except his shrimpy.
💙Bro is the type to whine and pout when your attention is not on him like a puppy in order to appeal to you but threaten the other party behind closed doors.
💙Bro is the type to sing to you horribly just to hear your laugh.
💙Bro is the type to love his clothes on you more than himself giving you half his closet.
omghii !!! can i request twst overblot crew (if not all of them just leona n riddle pleass !!) with a reader who dresses up in a hime pink lolita kind of style? thank u!!!
A/N you guys I'm experiencing the worst burnout omg ( ノД`)…
🐲MALLEUS DRACONIA
⛈️"My my, you certainly look like a doll" is probably the first sentence he'll ever say to you with a mix of shock and intrigue in his face. You remind him of the little dolls the noble ladies used to carry around in court when they where younger.
⛈️Overtime his intrigue starts to morph into appreciatave fascination. He finds himself wondering "what is she going to wear today?" first thing in the morning.
⛈️If you wear something with thorny rose motifs throughout he'll get that smug satisfied look on his face. To him it's like you telling everyone I belong to malleus!
⛈️He likes showing you off, he is a dragon after all! Walking around campus with a hand on your waist as if saying look but don't touch. Hehehe what can he say he's ever so proud of his little treasure >:)
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🐍JAMIL VIPER
🪔angel he's concerned for you...the clothes you're wearing single you out from the crowd and draw attention. Don't you know that's dangerous in NRC?
🪔But once he pushes aside the cloud of worry he can't help but think you look downright adorable. Certainly like a doll najma would cry until she got.
🪔...and he got you no crying needed, a win in his book if you where to ask him.
🪔He buys you light fabrics and takes them to the tailor in order to make you a dress, concerned how you'll fair once summer rolls around with all of your layers....totally not because the scalding sands are hot and he wants to bring you back home to meet his parents🫣
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🦁LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
🌅Heh, true herbivore attire if you ask him bunny. Hopping around him all pink and fluffy, don't you know a lion like him could snatch you and mark you up. It's cuteness aggression but he'll disguise it as if he's the big bad wolf having mercy upon the helpless lamb.
🌅Super protective of you lest an NRC goon thinks he can mess with you because of the way you dress, be it by making fun of your clothes or thinking you're spineless because you like cutesy things.
🌅In true cat fashion he will play with the many charms and trinkets on your person, don't point this out however because he'll let out a low grunt and stop it for a while.
🌅If you start fussing over your clothes getting dirty when he asks you to nap with him on the grass he will either A. Pull you down atop him or B. Lay down his jacket for you to rest on. He does respect the drip after all.
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🥏IDIA SHROUD
🌃"IS SHE EVEN REAL?" was the first thing he thought of inside his panicked mind. I mean you're so freaking cool and he's just some random homeless looking dude, he can't let you see him ( ; ゚Д゚)!!!
🌃HIDES FROM YOU LOL. He tries his best to avoid he can't even float his tablet near your presence he's that flustered. Eventually his brother spills the beans and you corner his tablet him inquiring about his behavior. Once you smooth things over you've got alot in common! Congrats you just found yourself a soul sister🥴!
🌃You can hear him fawning over you under his breath in that fast paced passionate tone of his whenever he thinks you look exceptionally cute, you could totally pass as an idol!!
🌃Do not point it out however unless you'd like him to pray on his own downfall, he doesn't do well with embarrassment🥀🥀
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🍓RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
🍰You're the unofficial poster child of heartslabyul btw. Even if you don't like all their rules, too bad it's against your will 😜✌🏻 #feelingtyrannical -cater diamond.
🍰No but all jokes aside, lolita fashion is heavily inspired by Victorian England. You fit in like a puzzle if you where to ask Riddle, he showcases you like you're priceless fine china.
🍰In one of my headcanon posts I mentioned how Riddle would have a reserved seat for his lover and I think that would hold especially true to you, loves seeing you in all your pretty clothes. You're just as pretty as a strawberry tart in his eyes.
🍰Buys you alot of dresses with rose, bunny, and clock motifs as it represents the queendom of roses. Gets flustered whenever you actually wear the clothes he buys you.
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👑VIL SCHOENHEIT
🪞Oh he's intrigued...VERY intrigued. You may not be a potato after all. It's like he can't take his eyes off of you...you're so distracting ( `Д´)/!!!
🪞He definitely thinks you're fashion forward and appreciates your commitment to the look. I believe vil has a deep fascination to twst's equivalent of Japan, seeing as even the dorm uniforms are inspired by the traditional kimono. It deepens his adoration for you even more so.
🪞Gifts you haute coutre garments from high end designers claiming it was just sent to him in the mail after a shoot but in reality he's hooked and he can't get enough of how sweet you look drowning in frills and pink.
🪞Also showcases you like that red chihuahua but instead of it being in a if you touch them all hell breaks loose way, it's in a super smug kind of way. He'll sit there all suave as you prance around campus an evil glint in his eye like Heh, I WISH you would try something with her. Vil beat-yo-mama's-ass schoenheit everyone \(^-^)/
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🐙AZUL ASHENGROTTO
🪸Remember when I said jamil was concerned about your safety? It's the likes of this mf he was thinking about. Unseen levels of greed with this guy.
🪸You should pull an idia shroud before you fully settle into this octomobster's mind, otherwise he's gonna snatch you up with a shitty contract because who needs building trust and showing vulnerability is he right or is he right (^^)v?
🪸You'll be going about your day fixing your hair until you suddenly find a cold lump of something on your head, HOW THE HELL DID THIS SOLID GOLD SHELL CLIP GET IN YOUR HAIR !!(゜ロ゜ノ)ノ???
🪸It's his own way of claiming you back in the ocean a worthy mate will retrieve the prettiest shell and present it to his future mate, what he won't tell you is that you're the prettiest shell he'll ever find if he searched ALL the oceans.
hello! could i request the overblots being super soft with a shy / quiet partner? ik it’s probably super basic lol but i would really love to see it from you! i love reading what you’ve been putting out. thank you if you do! 🩷
Awwieee thank you so much that means alot🩷🩷 I hope you like it!
⛈️He finds you so endearing, like you really are his little child of man 🥹🤏🏻
⛈️SUPER protective of you. He knows how people in NRC get, yk the greed, bullying, banking off people.
⛈️if he's not with you he always has sebek or silver keep their eyes on you, they're his attendants but you are HIS princess, and no one upsets his princess and gets away with it >:(
⛈️loves the way you get all shy and soft spoken when you're flustered with him. Look he's not gonna let shit fly from others but best believe he's teasing and pushing your buttons every given second. What can he say he's a sucker for all your cute little reactions🤭 greedy dragon.
⛈️pretends he's only leaning down and tugging you by the waist closer to hear you better but he just wants to fluster and maybe just maybe catch a sniff of his princess.
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🥏IDIA SHROUD
🌃IT'S LIKE A LOSER A MEETUP WITH Y'ALL😭😭
🌃he likes to think he'll go all boss man on you and finally live off his shoujo Manga dreams but noooooo, the moment you fluster HE flusters TIMES TEN *cue firey rose pink hair*
🌃super supportive of you and all your ideas, he's got your back....from behind his screen. Kill him.
🌃but in all seriousness if anyone dares to cross you he's making their life a living hell. He's the heir to S.T.Y.X for a reason yk?
🌃doxxes, harrases, and frames all the meanies. Also spoils the living shit out of you. Who needs to go outside and see all those normies when you can stay with your loser billionaire boyfriend watching anime and eating gummies?
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🍓RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
🍰OH YOU ARE PROTECTEDUHHHHH. No one's trying to cross tampon head over here.
🍰genuinely tho its like nobody tries you if they care about their heads. Even little ace trampoline or whatever his name is learned his lesson when it was off with his head AND party cleaning duty FOR A MONTH because he made fun of your quietness.
🍰chronic "this isn't what she ordered" user.
🍰on the flipside the student body is at your mercy. They suck up to you so hard in hopes you could spare them from his wrath once their time comes.
🍰it's like you're the cool ice to his blazing fire. He has such a soft for you, he can't help the fact he loves his bun bun🥀
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👑VIL SCHOENHEIT
🪞*sigh* you really need to work on your voice potato😮💨 whatever shall he do with you?
🪞unlike rosehearts who uses his fuckahh voice for you vil encourages you to find your own. So instead of a "this isn't what she ordered" situation he calls the waiter over and pulls a "I don't believe this is what she asked for, mind clarifying for him dear?" Puts you on the spot ✨️gracefully✨️ it's like his own little version of rejection therapy. Kill him pt 2.
🪞however does stand up for you when he notices you're being overwhelmed and shelling yourself back up. Puts a hand on the small of your back and tugs you close to his chest for comfort.
🪞likes spoiling you by taking you on shopping trips. It makes him happy when he sees your little content smile after buying the stuff you like or the way you light up when you find something cute.
🪞tries his best to protect you from the paparazzi and keep your name out of gossip blogs. Monitors who hangs around you lest someone tries bombarding you with their stupid questions. He cares in his own uppity way🧘🏻♀️
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🦁LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
🌅he's so gonna use your shyness as an excuse to steal you away.
🌅"tch, you can't live without me herbivore" he says all husky and suave but we ALL know who needs who. Let him have it he's just a spoiled kitty.
🌅on the topic of spoiled he's taking it up a notch and adoring you in jewels and gold. But if you hate the attention he'll gladly give you his card so you can get whatever your heart desires.
🌅also has ruggie keep an eye on you in the hallways.
🌅I'd tell you he speaks up for you but no one can find the BALLS to say SHIT to you when he's around. Like he really is the king of the jungle.
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🐙AZUL ASHENGROTTO
🪸nobody fucks with you pt2. He's just too scary. His contracts + the levarge he has on Crowley and the student body + the threat of the tweels beating them is so not worth the 30 second ego boost.
🪸god forbid someone raises their voice an octave too high for his liking on his pearl best believe he's making them regret their first words as a baby.
🪸the tweels watch you well....like eels. Always looming always ready to report to their octomobster.
🪸there will be NO wrong orders on his watch. What is he a restaurant owner and your boyfriend for?
🪸alot like idia in a malleus in a sense that A. He doesn't like people and B. he's just a greedy slimy octopus. You WILL be hauled up in the vip lounge as he makes deals or his office while he gets his paperwork done. It's like photosynthesis with him he just needs to be in your vicinity.
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🐍JAMIL VIPER
🪔ahh yes the good ole viper. He looms over you even when you think you're all alone. He can't help himself kalim's foolishness can wait.
🪔jamil is there for you in a quietly supportive sense. He doesn't have to be all performative about it for you to feel the comforting sense of security. He's just reliable like that.
🪔silently gets things done and eliminates people who have a double agenda wanting to take advantage of your shyness. Crazy thing is you won't even notice, he doesn't feel the need to boast his care.
🪔puts laxative in their food LMFAO
🪔his favorite moments are the stolen ones when it's just him and you in the garden. You're like a breath of fresh air for him. No idiots, no schemers, and no bustle. Just his pretty girl and her shy voice🤭
hiiiii I’m kinda new to being an anon but I need you to see the vision…
imagine the reader being Heartslabyul’s bunny beastman, he’s super anxious all the time and constantly tapping his foot if not obsessively keeping track of the time he has between his classes.
reader is such a good rule follower though and a SNITCH for Riddle because those ears are just too good at hearing rulebreakers!!!! sure his constant need to keep moving might have him breaking a few rules himself every now and again, but that’s inevitable given all the rules Riddle enforces!
I’m on my hands and knees begging for some hcs of this pleaseeeeeee you can totally add some nsfw headcanons too if the inspiration gets you :3
🩷RIDDLE X MALE!BUNNY!READER.
Thank you for the creative request, I had fun writing it! (^∧^)/
🍓RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
🍰Riddle admired your commitment to rules and perfect timing, often using you as an example student. He found the way your face lit up at your mention leaving his lips adorable and that was the start of his crush.
🍰Overtime when he grew fonder he started to worry over your health as you where constantly anxious and on edge. He found keeping baby carrots on his person useful as you'd have an outlet to take your stress on.
🍰He deeply appreciates the way you follow his rules. To him you're what heartslabyul is about! He can always count on you to follow orders exactly the way they where given.
🍰In a school full of rule breakers you are the one good constant variable. Often times he will entrust tasks on you believing you're the only one who could complete his orders fully and in the correct way.
🍰It didn't takes time before he started noticing the way you'd hop towards him all eager to tell him about the latest mischief executed by the dorm members, ears perked to soak up all his praise.
🍰He'd reward you for every tattle tale with head pats, kisses, and ofcourse dessert.
🍰He's much more lenient with you whenever you break a rule, after all you are such a star student he can overlook the little mishap here and there. The most you'll get out of him is a stern talking.
🍰If a dorm member dares to point out how he's showing clear bias he'll be quick to diminish the thought offended they'd ever question the queen decisions. A punishment would a 100% take place courtesy of the offending student.
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🌅Bro is the type to get your eyes tattooed on him.
🌅Bro is the type to find it romantic when you shave his beard for him relishing in the quite domestic moment.
🌅Bro is the type to yearn for you quietly. He's always lurking around if you need him but the weight of his past, present, and future simply won't allow him to make a move.
🌅Bro is the type to compare your likeness to the sun. He's never been worthy enough to stand next to it. Always number 2, always in the cold shadows. But he has his own sweetheart to keep him warm now.
🌅Bro is the type to start showing up. Not for himself but for you to have a real man to lean on.
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🪃RUGGIE BUCCHI
🍩Bro is the type to give you the food he was saving for himself.
🍩Bro is the type to hustle extra hard to take you out on dates.
🍩Bro is the type to tell the neighborhood kids and his grandma about you. They're all sick of you and they don't even know you😭
🍩Bro is the type to keep his ears alert for your voice and wag his tail vigorously once he hears it.
🍩Bro is the type to look after you like a single mom. You're his now to keep and keep he shall.
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🐺JACK HOWL
🌵Bro is the type to follow you around breathing down your neck 24/7. He does this with people he admires now imagine what he'll do because he likes you. Take a bullet probably.
🌵Bro is the type to gift you a cactus pre-named little do you know he gave it the name of your future child together. Acts as if it's your kid fr checking up on it everyday.
🌵Bro is the type to track your scent whenever he wants to find you. Who needs a phone when you're a wolf?
🌵Bro is the type to treat grim like a pack member, looking out for him and making sure he stays out of trouble.
🌵Bro is the type to love it when you pet him, nuzzling into you further. But the moment you stop and he comes back to his senses he acts like nothing happened and lowkey growls at you if you bring it up.
🌅you remind him alot of cheka. Which for as much as he makes a big stink about it- he loves your bubbliness.
🌅huff, puff, and growl as much as he wants; he still bothers listening to you even as he pretends to sleep. His ears pearking gives him away.
🌅actually uses the playing dead technique to his advantage. Let's you talk his ears off until you're all tuckered out thinking he's not listening to you anymore and then pulls a prince charming by getting you everything you've been eying out.
🌅but nonchalant dreadhead over here can't be normal about your gratitude he'll be all "yeah yeah just don't get used to herbivore" meanwhile his heart is racing at 50 miles per hour.
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🐲MALLEUS DRACONIA
⛈️finds you very cute. He thinks you and sebek have alot in common the way your eyes sparkle when you speak of something you're passionate about *cough cough, him*
⛈️he'll listen to everything you have to say. It's not everyday a child of man finds the balls courage to talk his ear off. His words not mine.
⛈️secretly super jealous, not from you but the amount of attention you attract. Here he is a lonely dragon in his tower boohoing while you prance around from friend to friend like a bee pollinating flowers.
⛈️don't you have any mercy for this poor ole' ancient being? Surely you can find it in you to focus your attention solely on him ( ノД`)…*sniffles*
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🪼JADE LEECH
🪸Mr. Leech over here is very intrigued by your pocket full of sunshine. Hmmm....what an interesting specimen indeed. You don't mind this slimy eel stalking observing you for research purposes do you (^^)v?
🪸on surface level he seems like an exceptional listener but he's actually taking notes to improve on his human interaction skills.
🪸talk about something for long enough and he might just pull a stack out of his trust fund and spoiling you....but nothing is free ofcourse. You must pay up with kisses.
🪞Bro is the type to caress your waist and back gently and play it off as fixing your posture should somebody point it out.
🪞Bro is the type to tell you your lips are chapped just for him to apply lip balm and kiss you hard, hand on your chin and the other pulling you flush against his chest.
🪞Bro is the type to study your face intently taking in the glint in your eyes and the curve of your lips.
🪞Bro is the type to spoil you with designer damn near everyday. Can't even go shopping for himself without thinking of you, he has your sizing in everything memorized.
🪞 Bro is the type to do his best keeping you away from the tabloids going as far as to monitor your friends to make sure they're not just mooching.
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🏹ROOK HUNT
🌳Bro is the type to keep a secret scrapbook full of your pictures and miscellaneous items you thought were missing.
🌳Bro is the type to be all up in your personal space.
🌳 Bro is the type to take you on hunting trips to show off but if you were to show sadness over killing the animal he would soften and let it go cooing over how sensitive his beloved is.
🌳Bro is the type to keep an eye on you through out the day and hiding it behind his giddy façade.
🌳Bro is the type to suddenly show up with items worth a fortune, don't ask him how he got it though you know his family is secretive~
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🍎EPEL FELMIER
🥧Bro is the type to carve 2 mini wood sculptures of the both of you kissing, giving one to you while the other sits prettily atop his desk.
🥧Bro is the type to get into a brawl for you over the tiniest things.
🥧Bro is the type to actually feel flustered should you call him cute, it made him frustrated his entire life but from you it feels like a lifeline.
🥧Bro is the type to be secretly smug that he has you. Even his seniors don't have a significant other so you bet your sweet ass he's showing off.
🥧Bro is the type to rush to your help the moment you mention doing anything. Jar? Open. Bookshelf? assembled.