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lying on ur back with a man on top of you bundled in your arms all sleepy and humping ur thigh a lil bit and you can feel it getting wet and sticky and gross and he's so warm and his hair is soft against your neck and cheek OUGHGHGH

there’s some fics out there that need to be printed, bound in leather and credited as penguin classics

i want a cute blue collar with both a bow and a bell on it and i want my daddy owner person to call me his fanciest little guy about it and smile when he hears me puttering around his apartment. and i want all his friends to find me adorable and not mind if i am quiet and anxious and spend all my time sitting on my person's lap when we first meet until i gradually get used to them and start showing them my tricks and being affectionate. :3