#closertoblasphemy

ahhh i loved this movie!

(continuing the ask) THAT or adam says something like he prefers his men smooth which makes ronan wear a bear for a year purely out of spite (was it adams goal all along? we just don’t know)

Seven Minutes in Hell

deancas, magical realism, speed dating, fluff, witch castiel, ~12,500 words

Summary:  A poster next to the door seemed to mock Dean, with its bright pink letters SPEED DATING and LOVE AT FIRST SIT laughing in his face. Right. Like you could actually find love after talking to someone for seven minutes. One night stand? Sure. But love was a whole different thing.

Speed dates usually last from three to eight minutes. This one took Dean and Cas almost twenty four hours.

Written for a prompt: Charlie forces Dean to go speed dating, where he meets Cas and it turns out neither of them wants to be there.

it is my birthday in *squints at clock* twelve minutes in my time zone.

I gotta say, if you’re an American and you can arrange to be born on the Fourth of July? that’s a sweet-ass day to be born. Bank holiday? Fireworks? Predictable jokes about how bank holiday & fireworks are thanks to you? Yes, please.

i like gay or bi blue but that’s just me and not much in canon to support that, i’m fine with her being straight too

he really was! ronan’s almost as old as niall when he had declan THATS MESSED UP. and he’d already moved from ireland to the barns?? there’s so much to unpack here