#clonefucking

ddo you think it's warm and soft in there and maybe the walls grope you a little 🥺😵‍💫🥺😵‍💫

Follow up, can I get in one of the pods.

"I wouldn't wanna fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay" (she is)

"I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?"

"To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy"

"I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'm embarassed to tell anyone else about"

"I wouldn't fuck my clone because what if my clone is evil?"

follow up questions:

if you fuck your clone, is it incest,

and also, is it gay?

my answers to these questions, should you ask-

is yes,

no,

and

obviously.

I’m not embarrassed to say it: I want to fuck my clone. I want to fuck my clone SO bad.

not because i think i’m hot shit, but because i believe if i fucked my clone i would know

exactly

what to do.

a luxury I am rarely afforded,

where every sexual situation feels like a card game whose instructions i tuned out, praying the rules would become evident

but suddenly there’s spoons involved, and slapping,

and shouting SPIT! -

imagine how much easier it would be

if all you had to do

was fuck yourself.

i’m sick of this uncanny valley of dating apps

full of mannequin-people who watch The Office

who are either too ernest or not ernest enough,

like is it really too much to ask for

to find someone with a

brain-rotted, irony-laden, three-layers-removed-from reality sense of humor

but an honest, open, unscarred heart of gold?

enter: my clone

enter: the version of me i like to think i am, but would swipe left on

because she’s SO out of my league.

enter: the version of myself i really am, but wouldn’t recognize if she slapped me through the mirror, because

you’re telling me when other people see me,

I look like that?

if i met me, i’m pretty sure i’d avoid me, but then i’d be in bed at night, like

will she text me back?

you see, everyone asks you if you would fuck your clone,

but the lesser asked question is if you would have compatible attachment styles with your clone.

to which I’d say,

honey, i wouldn’t even be able to look my clone in the eye.

not to mention the fact that both me and my clone are bottom-ass bitches, like,

no way is either of us is making the first move,

and if she tried

i would doubt her intentions,

immediately shrink away and tell her it could never work,

that my body is going to be disappointing, even for someone with the same one,

that i probably can’t

even make her come.

i’d tell her I can’t be what she needs

and i’m afraid if i loved her,

i’d never let her leave,

and i can’t do that to her. she deserves to be free.

she’s the person who’d know me better than anyone else,

but i never learned

how to love myself.

if my clone sat down in front of me with a rose picked

from the gardens of memory, held my hand

gently, tracing the scar she knows better

than the back of her own,

if she looked up at me,

blue eyes shining fractals of identity,

dark circles familiar as the

melody of every night i prayed for one person to understand me,

if she told me everything I wanted to hear

that she sees how I keep myself from falling apart,

that she knows all my songs and gets all my art,

i’d look away -

let go -

I wish I had a clone bcs then I could do everything I wanna do but not actually hurt anyone because I know my own boundaries. Ofc everyone has boundaries that you can communicate but I still get afraid of accidentally hurting someone. But if its myself, it'd be easier bcs I would not want to do that anyways because I feel the exact same.

Anyways, I wish I could clone myself. First thing I would do is immediately restrain my clone and hypnotize them. I'd keep him in a doggy crate and keep him denied until he submits. And we'd split chores and get work done so much faster. Altho id probably make them do a lil more, just so they know whose in charge, and make them wear a skimpy lil maid outfit.

Uh itd also be hot if they overpowered me and did the same to me. I also am not opposed to being kept as the inferior clone.