#clone machine

Clone Edit

Note: This very short story is written as if it was a transcript from a  VLOG/video diary. You're meant to imagine what it would look like if you were watching it. I got inspired to write this after seeing the photo below. (Also if you’re looking for an intense sex scene, sorry I don’t really write those.)

A man walks into camera (Note: See picture for looks) wearing nothing but an reddish-orange tank top and tight red boxer briefs (See this picture). He sits down on a chair in a kitchen and faces the camera."Hey everyone. Uh, I'm Sam. And... I have clones. Well I might be a clone too, I don't remember... but there are eight... yeah eight of us." (Quick cut.) 

"Story goes... uh, I was offered $200,000 if I took part in some experiment. Turned out to be a cloning experiment. At first they made one clone of me and that was cool. But some incident occurred and they made eight so... To hush me they gave me eight times the original amount of money." (Quick cut.)

 "With $1,600,000, turns out you don't really have to work, so none of us have jobs. We kinda just, uh, lounge around, have some fun. (He chuckles) That's kinda the reason we don't own any pants." (Quick cut.)

"So with that, uh, I guess I'll show you around my house so you all can meet my clones." The cameraman following him, Sam first walks into the adjacent living room. Three Sams in the same attire are sitting on a couch. Two are playing video games, the third is watching.

"Hey guys I'm making the VLOG. Say hi to the camera." All three look up and wave. "Hey world" they all exclaim in a monotone voice. 

"Do you guys wanna say anything to the viewers?" the first Sam asks. "Uh yeah" the two playing say. "Uh, you go first" "No you." "Dude stop it." They playfully push each other while giggling. The third Sam then speaks up "Uh yeah. Living with clones is cool, gives you an equal to play with in video games I guess. We always tie, but uh, what can you do?" 

"Alright thanks Sam." Sam says as he walks to the stairs, two of the couch Sams still chatting in the background, while the third Sam nods goodbye.

On the way up the stairs, Sam passes another Sam. "Uh hey dude, any Sams up there?" He snickers. "Yeah dude check the bedroom."

Sam looks back to the camera confused as the other Sam continues downstairs. "What's he laughing about?" (Quick cut.)

Now in the upstairs hallway, Sam yells out "Sam? Sam? Where you guys at?" He enters a bedroom, where there are four mattresses laid across the floor and connected together with blankets. "So, uh, yeah this is where we sleep. We, uh, like to cuddle when we sleep, so we combined our beds-" He looks to the edge and sees a moving bump from under some covers. Sam puts his finger to his mouth and shushes the camera while tiptoeing towards the bump. He jerks the blanket off the bed to reveal two Sams intensely making out under the covers. "Hey guyyyyys" Sam taunts them. 

"Oh hey Sam" they both look up. "Care to join?" 

"Uh" Sam chuckles "I'd love to but I'm doing that VLOG thingy. Say hi to the camera." They both respond with a "Hey world" before resuming their loving. 

Sam starts walking back out "Yeah that's just something we Sams like to do here. Can't really do much with eight of us so it's a nice time waster. Feels good too..."

Upon reaching the downstairs hallway, Sam sees the two video game playing Sams from earlier kissing against a wall and points his thumb at them. "And hey, can you blame me?" He spins around to showcase his body before heading down to the basement. 

Downstairs there are three doors. Sam showcases the right one first. "This is our exercise room. We exercise as a group a few times a week. Sometimes we do a bit of modeling to make some kind of money, so we gotta, uh keep your bodies strong." The next room resembles a gym shower with four faucets. "This is where we shower. There are only four so sometimes we have to share. We don't mind though. We usually have fun while showering, playing games, other stuff, you know..." The last room he showed off was a home theater. "This is where we binge watch shows and movies together. We don't have much to do here so this is how we spend a lot of our time. We watch at set schedules-" Sam looks at the clock. "Hey, looks like its almost time" he says as he hears footsteps approaching. 

Six Sams walk downstairs chatting and pile onto the curved, spacious couch in front of the large screen. "Hey Sam put that camera away its time to watch!" Three Sams exclaim. The cameraman turns the camera around revealing it to be the eight Sam "Alright guys hold up." He places the Camera on a nearby shelf so that the entire couch is in view and the two filming Sams join the other six on the couch. "You guys ready?" four Sams say. "Yeah dude" the other four respond. All eight Sams sit so that their legs are spread out and graze one another's legs. Some have their arms wrapped around another's shoulders. 

Throughout the shows and movies, all eight Sams react the same way to the same scenes. A montage of them laughing, cheering, exclaiming surprise, and groaning at the same time in the same exact way ensues. 

Once their binge watching is over, four Sams exclaim while stretching "I don't feel like getting up." The other four Sams roll over so that they are sitting over another Sam, facing their counterpart. "There's stuff we can do right here on this couch, Sam." All eight Sams smile and each pair share a warm kiss. 

"Wait. Uh, should we be filming this? This is for YouTube right?" "Eh, we can edit out anything too... risque." "This is meant to showcase our daily life." The eight Sams shrug and resume. After some edited footage of different make out poses, such as four-way and eight-way kissing, moaning of the word "Sam", groping of each other's butts, and a little dry humping, seven of the Sams pass out on the couch, all cuddling in a long row. The eight Sam walks up to the camera. 

"Well guys that was a pretty good summary of my daily routine, uh, as you can see life with clones isn't the most exciting thing, but it sure is... uh (chuckles) enjoyable. So, um, see you guys whenever, and oh, don't forget to like and subscribe from more. See ya!"