Thank god now, people are seeing just how bad Abe was done in s2 and 3 like BAD. Believe it or not, I love Abe! He's one of my favorite characters. I was crashing out every time I saw hate of him. What do you MEAN fucking ABRAHAM LINCOLN gets canceled for being offensive. I don't like season 2, there's no secret, I am literally it's number one hater.
I could literally go ON AND ON about how much I hate it. Clone High getting an Emmy was like a stab to my heart bro. Those designs are so ASS in s2!! WDYM????
But Clone High is a perfect example of what happens when a fandom influences so much of the show. When they name dropped JoanFK... I DIED... or Abe was the main character and he gets replaced for Joan?? Joan isn't even Joan in the new seasons. I will die on that hill. She's just kinda a bitch ngl!
Me, kal and carson literally were joking her and neil get together because they both go through so many people šš w4w
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You know what the most disappointing Clone High S2 episode is to me personally? The musical one.
Iām not comparing it to the first seasons Rock Opera one because there is no point because it is perfect Clone High Ep. I mean it was Jack Black for Peetās sake.
However, I want to keep in mind, since the end of S1, we have had HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! One of the easiest things to parody! It should be a parody of that very specific time in Disney TV where itās all about stupid Disney teen dramas of that era. You have an audience that probably either watched that growing up OR at the very least knows about it through cultural osmosis. And it doesnāt even need to be just high school musical. It can also be one of the MILLION other teen Disney musical movies from the 2000ās. Cheetah girls, (Joan and the girls can be the āOcelot Ladiesā and dress like Ocelots) Camp Rock, (They can just be camping in the middle of the School Campus and also make it a slasher camp horror parody, with singing!) or at least have one of those awkward teen trauma dump scenes in all those movies where the clones could be laying in the grass in a circle and just try to out trauma each other. (Itās starts with Confu talking about how his parents donāt pay attention to him and ends with Cleo talking about seeing her Foster Father have his guts eaten out by a hippo at the zoo. No one really knows how to react to that one)
But even if they donāt go with that routeā¦ THERE ARE A MILLION DIFFERENT HIGHSCHOOL BASED MUSICALS THEY CAN PARODY! Heathers! Harriet and the girls accidentally kill Cleo, hijinks ensue! Dear Evan Hansen! They already love dumping on Abe so much, have him break his arm and whine about how his life is so unfair while having someone with real issues like Van Gohn not get noticed! Grease! OMG IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE IF THE BOYS ALL DRESSED LIKE GREASERS AND SANG A KNOCK OFF OF GREASE LIGHTNING!
And the āBig Raceā is just them racing down the halls on a tricked out version of one of these things:
Hell, they could even do the lazy parody of The Phantom of the Opera. Like Topher is mad that he doesnāt get to be the leader in the awareness month campaign and puts on a disguise so that he can sabotage it. And itās so obviously is him doing it but no one ever figures it out and when heās unmasked everyone screams because HEāS HIDEOUS!
Instead, what do we get? A very weak ep with 3 songs that arenāt even memorable. Nothing really making good jabs at the musical High School drama and what I found most disappointing is Harriet. If Iām reading her right, sheās suppose to be a bit of a Theater Kid? Have these people MET Theater Kids??? She should be a lot more pushy with her musical love! She should be a drama lover and want to know all the juicy details in everyoneās drama! She should be a huge romantic and try to ship her school mates and manufacturing romantic tropes between them! But as is, she is flat. Not Theater Kid enough.
They donāt even have a musical guest star! I get if they canāt get Lin-Manuel Miranda, but like SOMEONE THAT CAN SING AT LEAST! You know, go with the theme of the ep! But no, they couldnāt even do that!
Thatās what I feel like is the worst part of the ep. There is SO MUCH they could have done with this genre and they did almost nothing! Everything they did do just didnāt push enough and felt flat. I WANT Clone High to have a good High School Musical ep. I LOVE Musical drama and itās campiness! I want a ridiculous parody of it! I think the Clones would be great in one! But it just wasnāt enough and that is super disappointing.
