Jul 6, 2019
dating clint barton would include:
- you guys live in 500 square foot tree house called “the nest”
- you have to pop all the white heads on his nose
- him giving you lice
- you tried sex once but his micro penis made it impossible
- calling him “clit”
- you’re probably taller than him
- having to lock up his bow and arrows because they became a real hazard
- you have to tell him to wash his ass
- he uses a blackberry
-he ages like a banana peel
- you have no TVs or computers, only a single radio that’s always on the country music station
- raw egg and spinich protein shake for breakfast
- you guys are in couple therapy
- being surprised when he pulls down his pants because up until that point you thought he was a butch lesbian
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