#cliff!!!

oh you know me n jokes - everythin starts out as a damn joke @e-strider

@midnightloverboy oh g-d thats so cursed,,, people know me for only hs f/os im scared,,, guess i gotta perish /s 

im. a little late. by a few months. I am so sorry :(

for a physical trait i guess i like my hair a lot. its pretty curly/wavy but it can fuffy and it works with most hair styles :)

I like my friends a lot and my moots, also my anon, you guys are really cool and funny :D

I like my own company as much as i like other peoples, which is a quality i like in myself, comes in handy sometimes >:D

Im fairly okay at baking which i really like, as long as i dont try to spice things up (which i normally do) things i make typically turns out okay :)

Loki. Joust Loki.

Oooh Jane's on a date!

NOOO! ERIC WENT COOCOO?

Awwwww, this poor sweet cutie sitting alone say sea bass. 

Darcy has an intern. I thought she was an intern. She was a political science major, though. I guess her experience with interdimensional godlings and armor monsters made her switch majors? That's fair. Major's have been switched for less. 

Aaaaand we're off to Stonehenge!..... with a naked Eric.....

Droppy portal thing is so entertaining, Jane's like, "wait lemmee try!"

"Give me your shoe" "Were those the car keys?"

The mysterious force pulling Jane foward reminds me of that scene from Spirited Away. You know the one.

OH SHITSHITSHITSHIT!! CLIFF CLIFF!!! AHHH!! WHAT"S THE LIGHTTHING IN JAAAAANNEE!?

astronaut elf- astroelf- elfstronaut?

Oh sheet, was that the aether that went all alien on Jane? COOOL.

Thor and Guard are bros.

Oh! Eric's insanity is a result of the teseract and that enabled him to sense to Convergence of the realms! Am I right? Do I win?

Whoa, THOR!? Hahahahaahaa Darcy got left in the rain! Literally! Jane is the center of the gravitational thingy!

WHOA! Aaaaaand Thor zaps out. Darcy the intern and her intern are gonna get arrested. 

Black sand makes Elfstronaut sad and angry.

Jane is so adorably excited by sciencey magic things.

THE AETHER IS IN HER! I CALLED IT! 

Elfsrtonaut stabbed Black Elfstronaut? Does that give him super powers or something?

Loki loves his Mama. Odin? Laffey? not so much. LOTS o' daddy issues.

I'm confused. Where was the scene with the Thor Brigade arresting Black Elfstronaut? Who are the others? If they are also Dark Elves wouldn't that raise some alarms? AUGH. nvm they're dead. JAILBREAK!

Loki being passive aggressive.

"It's as if they resent being in prison!" "There's no pleasing some creatures" and Loki's just casually fucking reading a book.

Mighty Guard stabs the stone ship, infiltrates, and punches Elfstronaut in the face, then removes the Aether from Jane and sails away into the sunset with Sifl. Jane becomes queen of Asgard and the 9 realms lived happily ever after. The End. Good movie.

No? Damn. okay. Proceed with elfstronaut invasion of Asgard.

Nooooooooo the sheeeeeiiiild! It was pretty! They're wrecking all the beautiful Asgardian architecture! I HATE THEM!

The fuck? Are those like black hole guns? Fucking awesome!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY QUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN!!!!!!!

AAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!

HOW DAFUQ DID ELFSTRONAUT FIND THE EXACT BUILDING JANE WAS IN, FIND THE EXACT ROOM SHE WAS IN, AND NOT KNOW SHE WAS BEHIND A FREAKING COLUMN!?

What a beautiful funeral. Though the lights remind me of Tangled...

Loki......................

Stan Lee cameo. Darcy knows what happened to Eric.

Loki and Thor still bicker like brothers. It occurs to me how little we got to see of that relationship in the previous movies.

And the Captain America bit was funny as hell. 

Jane likes punching Odinssons.

"Oh, dear. Is she dead?" "Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather." LOKI'S COMMENTARY IS THE BEST THING EVER!

Hahahahahaa, THOR PUSHED LOKI OUT! HAHAHA. AND IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN!

BRotherssss~!

Not the birds! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

LOKI< NO! BAD LOKI! VERY BAD!

Wait, but Thor's hand? What? No hand?

YES, GOOD! IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN! YES! GOOD LOKI!

Uh oh. Half crispy Elfstronaut swallowed the thing.

BAM BAM BAM! Fight scene!

TWIST: Loki saves the day! 

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jane's presence anywhere but Midgard seems to cause death to Thor's family members.

AND THE WORLD IS STILL FUCKING ENDING.

"It's not me." How DOES she have service? So the sweetie's name is Richard.

"Loki is dead..." "Oh THANK GOD. ................. uh. I'm so sorry."

LOKI!? YAY! YOU SCHEMIN'. DAS' OKAY. I FORGIVE. YOU ALIIIIIIIVE.

I love Darcy. She is me if I were a Marvel character.

STOP DESTROYING ARCHITECTURE!

Why and how can he control the Aether's energy? Could Jane have done that? CAUSE THAT WOULD"VE BEEN REAL HELPFUL.

MEWmew! IS in spaaaace.

STUPID HUMANS. DON'T BOMB THOR'S FRIENDS' DIMENSIONS!

IAN HIT 'EM WITH A CAR! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!

"Darcy?" "Jane!" "Ian?" "Selving" "MEWmew!"

Thor is a man who asks directions.

"Swooshie swoosh I gottsa cape." -Thor (always, like in every sing scene)

I still don't think I fully understand why Elfstronaut wants to destroy the universe.

What is his endgame? What does he gain? I don't get why he's doing this in the first place. Weak villain development. Not that I car 'cause I still got to see Chris Hemsworth w/o a shirt.

Ian and Darcy resume kissing.

"I would rather be a good man than a great king."